.byte"Drat. The winds are heavy on all but a couple of key screens... looks like you're no longer in stealth mode.",0
;+look
.byte"Well, there's that big bale",13
.byte"of hay over there.",0
;+lookhay
.byte"It reminds you of a warm,",13
.byte"safe place where as a child",13
.byte"you'd hide.",0
;+lookinhay
.byte"You search and search",13
.byte"through the haystack.",13
.byte"Nope. No needles.",0
;+looktree
.byte"It's Arbor Day, Charlie",13
.byte"Brown!",0
;+lookfence(mergewithothers?)
.byte"A standard peasant fence.",13
.byte"Trogdor makes milk's meat",13
.byte"outta these things.",0
;+enterhay/jumpinhay/hideinhay(notmuddy)
.byte"Not right now, man. You're",13
.byte"feeling fairly clean given",13
.byte"you just bathed 3",13
.byte"fortnights ago.",0
;+enterhay/jumpinhay(muddybutnotnearby)
.byte"Who do you think you are, MJ? Try from a little closer.",0
;+enterhay/jumpintohay
.byte"You've not known much better than a roll in the hay alone.",0
.byte"You leap in the hay like a two years old boy. Uh oh. The hay sticks to your muddy body. You're a walking hay bale! Just like that one guy from that one show!",0
;+hugtree(walkstoit)
.byte"To every thing, turn, turn,",13
.byte"turn. There is a season,",13
.byte"turn, turn, turn.",0
;+gethay
.byte"Who do you think you are?",13
.byte"Some kind of Thy",13
.byte"Dungeonman? You don't need",13
.byte"any hay.",0
;=============
;MudPuddle
;=============
;+(walkintopuddlewhenraining)
.byte"Now you've done it! You're covered in sticky, albeit fine smelling, mud. Your ",34,"Scalding Lake",34," T-shirt is all soiled, too. You just washed it last harvest!",0
;+look(dry)
.byte"There's a dried out mud",13
.byte"puddle. It's all caked and",13
.byte"cracked like the kind",13
.byte"rock stars are always",13
.byte"standing on.",0
;+look(wet)
.byte"Not much to see. 'Sides that big mud puddle.",0
;+get/lookrock
.byte"That rock's not doin' a",13
.byte"whole lot for me.",0
;+getmud(whenit'swet,beforeyoufallin)
.byte"You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you.",0
;+getmud(whenit'swet,afteryoufallin)
.byte"You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self.",0
;===============
;ArcheryRange
;===============
;+look
.byte"You've come across some",13
.byte"kind of shooting gallery.",13
.byte"There's a depressed",13
.byte"looking archer at the desk",13
.byte"there.",0
;+lookarcher(beforespeakingtoMendelev)
.byte"He looks depressed. He",13
.byte"keeps sighing all",13
.byte"obviously like he wants you",13
.byte"to ask about it.",0
;+lookarcher(beforesayinghaldotoDongolev)
.byte"He looks depressed. Jeez, who invited the fun sponge?",0
.byte34,"That'll work,",34," says Mendelev. Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win the SuperTime FunBow TM!",0
.byte"The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but we don't give lessons so you're on your own.",0
;(get[X]=3-5bullseyes)
.byte34,"Nice shootin! [X] hits.",34," Says Mendelev. ",34,"Here's your prize!",34," You got the SuperTime FunBow TM! We don't sell ammo, so you'll have to find your own arrows for it.",0
;+askaboutfire(allaskaboutsm&dmustbothbethere)
.byte34,"Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him,",34," says Mendelev. / ",34,"Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and...",34," / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / ",34,"Oh. Nevermind,",34," says Dongolev. ",34,"Um, yeah. What's a fire?",34," adds Mendelwhatever.",0
;+askaboutnakedned
.byte"That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him.",0
;+askaboutrobe
.byte"We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?",0
;+askaboutsmell
.byte"That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him.",0
;+askabouttrogdor
.byte34,"Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!",34," says Dongolev. / ",34,"Hey, shut up! That was me!",34," interrupts Mendelev, ",34,"YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!",34," says Dongolev. / ",34,"Did not!",34," / ",34,"Did so!",34," / ",34,"Did not!",34," / (You see where this is going.)",0
;+askabout(unknown)
.byte"Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring.",0
;+haldo(afterDongolevhasreturned)
.byte"HALDO!!",0
;+playgame(beforesayinghaldotoDongolev)
.byte"The gallery's not open and",13
.byte"you got no bow or arrows,",13
.byte"Cupid.",0
;+get/take/stealtarget
.byte"No. Those will fall on you",13
.byte"and more than likely kill",13
.byte"you.",0
;+get/take/stealarrow
.byte"They have ",34,"RANGE",34," printed",13
.byte"on them, so it would be",13
.byte"kind of embarrassing to have",13
.byte"to shoot around with them.",13
.byte"Also, that guy over there",13
.byte"is giving you the evil eye.",0
;+talk(whileawayfromorbehindthedesk)
.byte"Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?",0
.byte"Frankly, Matthew Broderick, you sure stink like a peasant. But you still don't DRESS like a peasant and you're not ON FIRE like a peasant.",0
;+talkknight(withned'srobe,onfireornot)
.byte"My dear Adso, you are dressed well but you don't STINK and you're not ON FIRE. Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum.",0
;+talkknight(afteracquiringKerrek's belt and Naked Ned'srobe)
.byte"Almost there, Dirk the Daring. You stink like a peasant and you dress like one too. But you're clearly still not ON FIRE.",0
;+talkknight(afterhaveallthree)
.byte"Lookin good, Mr. Peasant. Good luck with ol' Beefy Arm up there.",0
.byte"This is it! You can finally get revenge on Trogdor! Nice work so far, stupid!",0
.byte"Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter.",0
.byte"Disk read error. Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter.",0