peasant: work on updating the text for inclusion
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.include "text/peasant1.inc"
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;.include "text/peasant1.inc"
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;.include "text/peasant2.inc"
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;.include "text/peasant3.inc"
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.include "text/peasant4.inc"
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;================================================
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; Kerrek Tracks 1/2 (top or bottom footprints?)
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;================================================
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; (Walk too close to the Kerrek) — {The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground}
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.byte "Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
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; + shoot Kerrek with bow
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.byte "Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus",0
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.byte "ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking.",0
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.byte "A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you.",0
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; + get belt
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.byte "You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now.",0
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; + look
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here.",0
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; + look (no Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the the grass here. And it smells like a public latrine.",0
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; + look (living Kerrek)
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; + look footprints/tracks (living Kerrek)
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.byte "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!",0
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; + look footprints/tracks (Kerrek not present)
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.byte "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' ",0
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; + look (dead Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.",0
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; + look (rotting Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.",0
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; + look (skeletal Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.",0
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; + buy kerrek a cold one (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive)
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; (Warning: This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful.)
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.byte "The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.",0
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; + make friends with kerrek
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.byte "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not gonna work for you either.",0
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; + load / save (while he's still alive)
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.byte "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, no bow or arrow)
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.byte "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, you have arrow but not bow)
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.byte "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, you have bow, not arrow
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.byte "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is dead)
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.byte "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is not there)
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.byte "Good idea. But you kinda need the actual Kerrek to be here for that to work.",0
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; + get arrow (after killing)
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.byte "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now.",0
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; + get kerrek
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.byte "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket.",0
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; + look belt (still alive)
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.byte "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something.",0
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; + look kerrek (immediately after killing him)
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.byte "He dead. And the only thing of value on him is his stinky belt buckle.",0
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; + look kerrek (immediately after taking the belt)
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.byte "He dead.",0
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; + look kerrek (while he's decomposing)
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.byte "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse.",0
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; + look kerrek (when he's all bones)
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.byte "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man.",0
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; + talk kerrek (while he is alive)
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.byte "'Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already tempramental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!",0
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; Kerrek Tracks 1/2 (top or bottom footprints?)
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;================================================
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; (Walk too close to the Kerrek) — {The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground}
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.byte "Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
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.include "kerrek.inc"
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; + shoot Kerrek with bow
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.byte "Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus",0
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.byte "ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking.",0
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.byte "A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you.",0
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; + get belt
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.byte "You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now.",0
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; + look
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here.",0
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; + look (no Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the the grass here. And it smells like a public latrine.",0
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; + look (living Kerrek)
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; + look footprints/tracks (living Kerrek)
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.byte "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!",0
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; + look footprints/tracks (Kerrek not present)
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.byte "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' ",0
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; + look (dead Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.",0
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; + look (rotting Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.",0
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; + look (skeletal Kerrek)
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.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.",0
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; + buy kerrek a cold one (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive)
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; (Warning: This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful.)
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.byte "The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.",0
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; + make friends with kerrek
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.byte "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not gonna work for you either.",0
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; + load / save (while he's still alive)
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.byte "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, no bow or arrow)
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.byte "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, you have arrow but not bow)
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.byte "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is there, you have bow, not arrow
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.byte "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is dead)
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.byte "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums.",0
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; + kill kerrek (he is not there)
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.byte "Good idea. But you kinda need the actual Kerrek to be here for that to work.",0
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; + get arrow (after killing)
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.byte "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now.",0
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; + get kerrek
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.byte "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket.",0
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; + look belt (still alive)
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.byte "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something.",0
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; + look kerrek (immediately after killing him)
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.byte "He dead. And the only thing of value on him is his stinky belt buckle.",0
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; + look kerrek (immediately after taking the belt)
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.byte "He dead.",0
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; + look kerrek (while he's decomposing)
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.byte "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse.",0
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; + look kerrek (when he's all bones)
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.byte "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man.",0
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; + talk kerrek (while he is alive)
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.byte "'Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already tempramental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!",0
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;=========================
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; Old Well / Wishing Well
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;=============
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; Jhonka cave
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;=============
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; + Type any command other than "yes" or "no" after the Jhonka asks if you stole the riches
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.byte "Just answer him, yes or no, you fool!",0
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; + look
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.byte "There's a little cave with",13
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.byte "a little door with a little",13
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.byte "note on it.",0
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; + look (kerrek dead, before riches)
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.byte "There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.A fat pile of riches lies next to him.",0
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; + look (after kerrek dead, after take riches)
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.byte "There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.",0
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; + look club/turkey leg (when he's outside)
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.byte "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it.",0
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; + look cave
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.byte "Just a little cave. Calm",13
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.byte "down.",0
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; + look fence (need to be standing near it?)
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.byte "A standard peasant fence.",13
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.byte "Trogdor makes milk's meat",13
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.byte "outta these things.",0
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; + look jhonka (when he's outside)
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.byte "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest.",0
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; + read note (before killing Kerrek) [ will walk to it if far away]
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.byte "It says ",34,"scared of kerrek.",13
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.byte "go way. -j",34,0
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; + (walk in haystack)
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.byte "Hey, nice disguise! The Jhonka doesn't seem to notice you.",0
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; + steal riches
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.byte "Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew all the hay and, surprisingly, the mud off of you! ",34,"You take my riches?!",34," growls the Jhonka.",0
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; + no
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.byte 34,"Okay. Lemme know if you see riches anywhere,",34," he grunts and goes back to his hopping. You smooth talker, you.",0
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; + ask about fire
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.byte "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!",0
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; + ask about Jhonka
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.byte 34,"The Kerrek is dead!",34," he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.",0
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; + ask about naked ned (or) robe
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.byte 34,"Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!",34," Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.",0
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; + ask about smell
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.byte 34,"Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!",34," screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.",0
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; + ask about trogdor
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.byte 34,"All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!",34," says the grimy Jhonka.",0
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; + ask about (unknown)
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.byte "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!",0
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; + yes (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)
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.byte "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka.",0
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; {The Jhonka clubs you to death} (Warning: Obviously, you will die.)
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.byte "Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!",0
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; + open door [ will walk you there]
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.byte "It's locked. With one o'",13
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.byte "them SCHLAGE deadbolts,",13
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.byte "too. Those things are hard",13
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.byte "core.",0
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; + knock (while he's inside) [ will walk over]
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.byte "A gravelly voice inside",13
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.byte "yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS'",0
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; or
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.byte "yells, 'NO FOR RENT'",0
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; or
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.byte "yells, 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!'",0
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; or
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.byte "yells, 'GAVE AT OFFICE'",0
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; or:
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.byte "yells, 'GO WAY!'",0
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; + kill jhonka (outside)
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.byte "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya.",0
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; + get club (when he's out)
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.byte "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.",0
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; + get note
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.byte "It's been magically sealed",13
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.byte "to the door with a",13
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.byte " wondrously whimsical spell.",0
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; + give riches (before jumping in hay)
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.byte "The Jhonka will see you! And rip out your jugular with his teeth or something equally horrible.",0
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; + talk jhonka (while inside the hay)
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.byte "Not now! You'll blow your cover!",0
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;=========================
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; Your Burninated Cottage
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;=========================
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; + look [WIKI IS WRONG]
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.byte "The remains of your",13
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.byte "thatched-roof cottage lie",13
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.byte "burninated before you. You",13
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.byte "swear revenge against",13
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.byte "Trogdor.",0
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; + look cottage
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.byte "All your baubles and",13
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.byte "trinkets, your flasks and",13
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.byte "scrolls, your goblets and",13
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.byte "staffs! BURNINATED!!",0
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; (And then, if you haven't taken the map yet:)
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.byte "Looks like there's a piece",13
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.byte "of unburninated paper on",13
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.byte "the ground.",0
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; + look ground
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; + look paper
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.byte "Hey, it's your old",13
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.byte "fireproof map to Peasantry.",0
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; + get map
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.byte "You tuck it nice-like into",13
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.byte "your short, short pants.",13
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.byte "Type MAP at nearly any time",13
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.byte "to check the map.",0
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; + get map (if you already have it)
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.byte "Yeah but like you already",13
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.byte "map the took, guy!",0
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;==================
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; Pebble Lake West
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;==================
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; + look
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.byte "There's definitely half a",13
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.byte "lake here with a sandy",13
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.byte "shore.",0
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; + look lake/water
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.byte "It extends onto the next",13
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.byte "screen and has a sandy",13
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.byte "shore.",0
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; + look sand NOT IN WIKI
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.byte "There's a bunch of fairly",13
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.byte "substantial pebbles in the",13
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.byte "sand.",0
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; + look sand (after pebbles)
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.byte "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times.",0
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; + look bush
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.byte "Don't worry about that",13
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.byte "bush. Yeah, there's red",13
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.byte "berries on it but never you",13
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.byte "mind.",0
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; + look berries
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.byte "Shut up.",0
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; + get berries
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.byte "NO MAN! JEEZ!",0
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; + get stones
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; + get pebbles
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.byte "You grab up a handful of",13
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.byte "fairly substantial",13
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.byte "pebbles. You make sure to",13
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.byte "get an even mix of",13
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.byte "sedentary, igneous, and,",13
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.byte "um, sureptitious rocks.",0
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.byte "Not in this game, Swimmer",13
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.byte "Dan! In this game, you",13
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.byte "drown.",0
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; + skip stones
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.byte "You've always been",13
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.byte "terrible at skipping",13
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.byte "stones. And you're even",13
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.byte "worse at just plain",13
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.byte "throwing rocks in lakes.",13
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.byte "You decide to save yourself",13
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.byte "the embarrassment.",0
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; + get pebbles/rocks (from too far)
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.byte "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach from here.",0
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.byte "Something tells you this is a good idea and you lob the little one into the lake.",0
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.byte "You won't be arrested after all! The little guy has resurfaced safely, carrying an old bottle of soda. You take the soda and stow your swaddling buddy for takeoff.",0
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.byte "I think you misread the",13
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.byte "walkthrough on GameFAQs.",13
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.byte "You gotta get the baby",13
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.byte "first.",0
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.byte "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left.",0
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.byte "Maybe try again from the center of the lake. Looks deeper there.",0
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;==================
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; Pebble Lake East
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;==================
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; + look / look lake
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.byte "Why it's half a lake.",0
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; + look (when the old man is fishing)
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.byte "Why it's half a lake.With a",13 ; [SIC] on the space after lake
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.byte "fisherman in it. And he's",13
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.byte "fishing!",0
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; + look man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man (while he is fishing)
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.byte "An older peasant sits",13
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.byte "silently in a boat with his",13
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.byte "line in the water.",0
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; + look sand
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.byte "One million three hundred",13
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.byte "thousand seventy-four",13
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.byte "hundred and sixty two...",13
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.byte "One million three hundred",13
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.byte "thousand seventy-four",13
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.byte "hundred and sixty three...",0
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.byte " Drat! You lost count again.",0
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.byte 34,"Keep your eyes off my",13
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.byte "dinghy!",34,0
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||||
|
||||
; + look boat/dinghy (after he is gone)
|
||||
.byte "It was loaned out to the Fishing Challenge videogame.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + talk man (before throwing chicken feed in lake)
|
||||
.byte "You holler at the old man",13
|
||||
.byte "about Trogdor, but he just",13
|
||||
.byte "grumbles about the fish not",13
|
||||
.byte "biting. ",34,"Must be using the",13
|
||||
.byte "wrong bait...",34," he says,",13
|
||||
.byte "suggestively.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw chicken feed
|
||||
.byte "You toss the feed into the lake. You shed a tear for each one. ",34,"Goodbye, Monty",34," you sniff. ",34,"Bye Delga, Rasputin. Farewell, Combledon!",34," and so forth.",0
|
||||
.byte "Woah! That crotchety old man just caught a pantload of fish! ",34,"Now I can get back to running the inn,",34," he says and rows to shore and hauls his boat out and cleans, guts, and filets all the fish and a buncha other stuff we didn't animate.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw feed (before getting the feed)
|
||||
.byte "You have nothing with which",13
|
||||
.byte "to do that ... with.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw feed (after throwing the feed) (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
|
||||
.byte "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people! You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw baby/feed (at south side)
|
||||
.byte "Maybe try again from the center of the lake. Looks deeper there.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw (anything but the feed while he is fishing)
|
||||
.byte 34,"That isn't gonna work for",13
|
||||
.byte "bait!",34," the old man screams,",13
|
||||
.byte "at a needlessly harsh",13
|
||||
.byte "volume.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + throw (anything when fisherman gone)
|
||||
.byte "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!",0
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
;===================
|
||||
; Outside Giant Inn
|
||||
;===================
|
||||
|
||||
; + look
|
||||
.byte "There's a giant Inn here.",13
|
||||
.byte "It takes up, like, the",13
|
||||
.byte "entire screen.",13
|
||||
|
||||
; + look door
|
||||
.byte "Just a door. A door with a",13
|
||||
.byte "note on it.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look inn
|
||||
.byte "Looks okay from out here.",13
|
||||
.byte "But do they have a free",13
|
||||
.byte "breakfast buffet?",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look sign
|
||||
.byte "If you can't read that",13
|
||||
.byte "sign, you need to quit",13
|
||||
.byte "playing this game.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look window
|
||||
.byte "Check it out! There's an",13
|
||||
.byte "INN in there.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look note
|
||||
; + read note (before feed in lake)
|
||||
.byte "It says, ",34,"Gone Fishin",34," just",13
|
||||
.byte "like that grog coozie your",13
|
||||
.byte "cousin got you.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + open door (after old man)
|
||||
.byte "You open the door and step inside the inn.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + open door (before old man)
|
||||
.byte "It's locked fast!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + knock (closed)
|
||||
.byte "No answer.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + knock (open)
|
||||
.byte "Just open it, man!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get note
|
||||
.byte "What is it with you and",13
|
||||
.byte "notes?! No!! ",0
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,182 +0,0 @@
|
|||
|
||||
|
||||
##############
|
||||
# Jhonka cave
|
||||
##############
|
||||
|
||||
# + Type any command other than "yes" or "no" after the Jhonka asks if you stole the riches
|
||||
Just answer him, yes or no, you fool!
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There's a little cave with a little door with a little note on it.
|
||||
# + look (kerrek dead, before riches)
|
||||
There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.A fat pile of riches lies next to him.
|
||||
# + look (after kerrek dead, after take riches)
|
||||
There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.
|
||||
# + look club/turkey leg (when he's outside)
|
||||
Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it.
|
||||
# + look cave
|
||||
Just a little cave. Calm down.
|
||||
# + look fence
|
||||
A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things.
|
||||
# + look jhonka (when he's outside)
|
||||
The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest.
|
||||
# + read note (before killing Kerrek)
|
||||
+ It says "scared of kerrek. go way. -j"
|
||||
# + (walk in haystack)
|
||||
Hey, nice disguise! The Jhonka doesn't seem to notice you.
|
||||
# + steal riches
|
||||
Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew all the hay and, surprisingly, the mud off of you! "You take my riches?!" growls the Jhonka.
|
||||
# + no
|
||||
"Okay. Lemme know if you see riches anywhere," he grunts and goes back to his hopping. You smooth talker, you.
|
||||
# + ask about fire
|
||||
"Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
|
||||
# + ask about Jhonka
|
||||
"The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
|
||||
# + ask about naked ned (or) robe
|
||||
"Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
|
||||
# + ask about smell
|
||||
"Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
|
||||
# + ask about trogdor
|
||||
"All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
|
||||
# + ask about (unknown)
|
||||
"Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
|
||||
# + yes (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)
|
||||
'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka.
|
||||
# {The Jhonka clubs you to death} (Warning: Obviously, you will die.)
|
||||
Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!
|
||||
# + open door
|
||||
It's locked. With one o' them SCHLAGE deadbolts, too. Those things are hard core.
|
||||
# + knock (while he's inside)
|
||||
A gravelly voice inside yells,
|
||||
'JUST US CHICKENS'
|
||||
# or
|
||||
'NO FOR RENT'
|
||||
# or
|
||||
'I GIVE LAST YEAR!'
|
||||
# or
|
||||
'GAVE AT OFFICE'
|
||||
# or:
|
||||
'GO WAY!'
|
||||
# + kill jhonka (outside)
|
||||
No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya.
|
||||
# + get club (when he's out)
|
||||
Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.
|
||||
# + get note
|
||||
It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell.
|
||||
# + give riches (before jumping in hay)
|
||||
The Jhonka will see you! And rip out your jugular with his teeth or something equally horrible.
|
||||
# + talk jhonka (while inside the hay)
|
||||
Not now! You'll blow your cover!
|
||||
|
||||
##########################
|
||||
# Your Burninated Cottage
|
||||
##########################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
The remains of your thatched-roof cottage lie before you. You swear revenge against Trogdor.
|
||||
# + look cottage
|
||||
All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!! (And then, if you haven't taken the map yet:) Looks like there's a piece of unburninated paper on the ground.
|
||||
# + look ground
|
||||
Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry.
|
||||
# + look paper
|
||||
Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry.
|
||||
# + get map (in right spot?)
|
||||
You tuck it nice-like into your short, short pants. Type MAP at nearly any time to check the map.
|
||||
# + get map (if you already have it)
|
||||
Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!
|
||||
|
||||
###################
|
||||
# Pebble Lake West
|
||||
###################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There's definitely half a lake here with a sandy shore.
|
||||
# + look lake/water
|
||||
It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore.
|
||||
# + look sand (after pebbles)
|
||||
Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times.
|
||||
# + look bush
|
||||
Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.
|
||||
# + look berries
|
||||
Shut up.
|
||||
# + get pebbles
|
||||
You grab up a handful of fairly substantial pebbles. You make sure to get an even mix of sedentary, igneous, and, um, sureptitious rocks.
|
||||
# + throw baby
|
||||
Something tells you this is a good idea and you lob the little one into the lake.
|
||||
You won't be arrested after all! The little guy has resurfaced safely, carrying an old bottle of soda. You take the soda and stow your swaddling buddy for takeoff.
|
||||
# + swim
|
||||
Not in this game, Swimmer Dan! In this game, you drown.
|
||||
# + skip stones
|
||||
You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment.
|
||||
# + get berries
|
||||
NO MAN! JEEZ!
|
||||
# + get pebbles/rocks (from too far)
|
||||
You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach from here.
|
||||
# + throw baby (before getting the baby)
|
||||
I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first.
|
||||
# + throw baby (after getting the soda)
|
||||
Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left.
|
||||
# + throw baby/feed (at south side)
|
||||
Maybe try again from the center of the lake. Looks deeper there.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
###################
|
||||
# Pebble Lake East
|
||||
###################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look / look lake
|
||||
Why it's half a lake.
|
||||
# + look (when the old man is fishing)
|
||||
Why it's half a lake.With a fisherman in it. And he's fishing!
|
||||
# + look man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man (while he is fishing)
|
||||
An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water.
|
||||
# + look sand
|
||||
One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again.
|
||||
# + look boat/dinghy (while he is fishing)
|
||||
Keep your eyes off my dinghy!
|
||||
# + look boat/dinghy (after he is gone)
|
||||
It was loaned out to the Fishing Challenge videogame.
|
||||
# + talk man (before throwing chicken feed in lake)
|
||||
You holler at the old man about Trogdor, but he just grumbles about the fish not biting. "Must be using the wrong bait..." he says, suggestively.
|
||||
# + throw chicken feed
|
||||
You toss the feed into the lake. You shed a tear for each one. "Goodbye, Monty" you sniff. "Bye Delga, Rasputin. Farewell, Combledon!" and so forth.
|
||||
Woah! That crotchety old man just caught a pantload of fish! "Now I can get back to running the inn," he says and rows to shore and hauls his boat out and cleans, guts, and filets all the fish and a buncha other stuff we didn't animate.
|
||||
# + throw feed (before getting the feed)
|
||||
You have nothing with which to do that...with.
|
||||
# + throw feed (after throwing the feed) (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
|
||||
You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people! You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!
|
||||
# + throw baby/feed (at south side)
|
||||
Maybe try again from the center of the lake. Looks deeper there.
|
||||
# + throw (anything but the feed while he is fishing)
|
||||
'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume.
|
||||
# + throw (anything when fisherman gone)
|
||||
You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
####################
|
||||
# Outside Giant Inn
|
||||
####################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There's a giant Inn here. It takes up, like, the entire screen.
|
||||
# + look door
|
||||
Just a door. A door with a note on it.
|
||||
# + look inn
|
||||
Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?
|
||||
# + look sign
|
||||
If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game.
|
||||
# + look window
|
||||
Check it out! There's an INN in there.
|
||||
# + read note (before feed in lake)
|
||||
It says, "Gone Fishin" just like that grog coozie your cousin got you.
|
||||
# + open door (after old man)
|
||||
You open the door and step inside the inn.
|
||||
# + open door (before old man)
|
||||
It's locked fast!
|
||||
# + knock (closed)
|
||||
No answer.
|
||||
# + knock (open)
|
||||
Just open it, man!
|
||||
# + get note
|
||||
What is it with you and notes?! No!!
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,329 @@
|
|||
|
||||
;====================================
|
||||
; Outside Mysterious (Ned's) Cottage
|
||||
;====================================
|
||||
|
||||
; + look
|
||||
.byte "There's a run-of-the-mill",13
|
||||
.byte "non-burninated",13
|
||||
.byte "thatched-roof cottage",13
|
||||
.byte "here. Its stonework looks",13
|
||||
.byte "a little shoddy.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look cottage
|
||||
.byte "A run-of-the-mill,",13
|
||||
.byte "non-burninated",13
|
||||
.byte "thatched-roof cottage",13
|
||||
.byte "here. Its stonework looks a",13
|
||||
.byte "little shoddy.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + open door
|
||||
.byte "How? There's no knob.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + open door (after baby opens)
|
||||
.byte "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + pull door
|
||||
; + push door
|
||||
.byte "It doesn't budge, man.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + knock
|
||||
.byte "You could knock until your",13
|
||||
.byte "knuckles bleed. Nobody's",13
|
||||
.byte "home.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + knock until knuckles bleed
|
||||
.byte "You knock for about 4 hours",13
|
||||
.byte "until your knuckles are raw",13
|
||||
.byte "and bloody. That was fun!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + knock until knuckles bleed (again)
|
||||
.byte "You done that already. A",13
|
||||
.byte "great time was had by all.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + break door
|
||||
; + kick door
|
||||
; + punch door
|
||||
.byte "Violence is not the answer.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look fence
|
||||
.byte "A standard peasant fence.",13
|
||||
.byte "Trogdor makes milk's meat",13
|
||||
.byte "outta these things.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look hole (before deploying baby)
|
||||
.byte "You peer into the tiny",13
|
||||
.byte "opening. The cottage",13
|
||||
.byte "appears to be empty.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look hole (after deploying baby)
|
||||
.byte "There is no baby here, but there's an open door on the other side of the room. If you could only get to it somehow!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look rock (before removing it)
|
||||
.byte "There appears to be a loose",13
|
||||
.byte "stone towards the back of",13
|
||||
.byte "the cottage.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look rock (after removing it)
|
||||
.byte "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get rock plays music, increments points
|
||||
; + move rock
|
||||
.byte "You slide the stone over to",13
|
||||
.byte "reveal a little hole. If",13
|
||||
.byte "only you could cut off your",13
|
||||
.byte "arms, legs, and head you",13
|
||||
.byte "might be able to squeeze",13
|
||||
.byte "through!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get rock (after moving it)
|
||||
.byte "You've already moved the",13
|
||||
.byte "stone out of the way to",13
|
||||
.byte "reveal a less-than",13
|
||||
.byte "peasant-sized hole.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; cut off arms, legs, and head (possibly just "cut off arms")
|
||||
.byte "Very funny. You have",13
|
||||
.byte "trouble cutting out",13
|
||||
.byte "coupons in the weekly",13
|
||||
.byte "'Peasant Penny-Pincher'",13
|
||||
.byte "circular. I'd like to see",13
|
||||
.byte "you try.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + try (Warning: You die.)
|
||||
.byte "Okay, fine. You try to cut",13
|
||||
.byte "off your hard-earned",13
|
||||
.byte "extremities. It doesn't",13
|
||||
.byte "work. You dead. Thanks for",13
|
||||
.byte "nothing.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + put baby into the hole
|
||||
.byte "Deploying Q-Baby...",0
|
||||
.byte "Way to go, baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow.",0
|
||||
.byte "You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + deploy/drop/use baby (before baby)
|
||||
.byte "Swell idea, but is you",13
|
||||
.byte "ain't my baby? I.e. you",13
|
||||
.byte "ain't got one?",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + deploy/drop/use baby (before moving stone)
|
||||
.byte "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + deploy/drop/use baby (after baby left)
|
||||
.byte "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open... I can't see why we'd go through this all over again.",0
|
||||
; + close door (before baby opens)
|
||||
.byte "Already done. That was",13
|
||||
.byte "easy!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + close door (after baby opens)
|
||||
.byte "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good.",0
|
||||
|
||||
;=================
|
||||
; Wavy Tree (Ned)
|
||||
;=================
|
||||
; Ned pops out randomly
|
||||
; he stays out unless you talk to him?
|
||||
|
||||
; + look
|
||||
.byte "Nothing special here",13
|
||||
.byte "except for that weird wavy",13
|
||||
.byte "tree.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look dude
|
||||
; + look guy
|
||||
; + look man
|
||||
; + look ned (when Naked Ned is peeking out)
|
||||
.byte "A fairly naked man is",13
|
||||
.byte "peering out from behind",13
|
||||
.byte "that tree.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look tree
|
||||
.byte "It's weird and wavy.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + climb tree
|
||||
.byte "You don't climb wavy trees.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + talk (with Naked Ned visible) (he disappears until you re-enter)
|
||||
.byte "You startled him and he",13
|
||||
.byte "disappears!",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + talk ned
|
||||
; + talk Naked Ned (with Naked Ned visible)
|
||||
.byte "'Never speak of this",13
|
||||
.byte "meeting!' says the nudie",13
|
||||
.byte "and he disapperars.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + talk tree
|
||||
.byte "Trees can't talk but a",13
|
||||
.byte "breeze picks up and you",13
|
||||
.byte "swear the leaves whisper",13
|
||||
.byte "the words 'Naked Ned.'",13
|
||||
.byte "Weird.",0
|
||||
|
||||
;===============================================
|
||||
; Kerrek Tracks 1/2 (top or bottom footprints?)
|
||||
;===============================================
|
||||
|
||||
.include "kerrek.inc"
|
||||
|
||||
;===========================
|
||||
; Outside Baby Lady Cottage
|
||||
;===========================
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|
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; + look
|
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.byte "There's a ranch-style",13
|
||||
.byte "thatched roof cottage",13
|
||||
.byte "here. There are also what",13
|
||||
.byte "appear to be four crunch",13
|
||||
.byte "berry bushes but you can't",13
|
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.byte "be sure.",0
|
||||
|
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; + look cottage
|
||||
.byte "You had a cottage once. A",13
|
||||
.byte "lot like this one. *sniff*",13
|
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.byte "Trogdor will pay!",0
|
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|
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; + look door
|
||||
; (This response repeats whatever your command was back at you. When typing commands, you can put anything you want between the command and the object and it will still work, so here, if you type "look at door" or "look at the ugly brown door" or "lookasdfasdfdoor", it will put that in between the quotes.)
|
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.byte "Listen to you, ",34,"look door",34,13
|
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.byte "What kinda gaming is that?",13
|
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.byte "It's a door and it's closed.",0
|
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|
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; + look berries
|
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.byte "Crunch berries maybe.",13
|
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|
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; + look bushes
|
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.byte "You suspect they might be",13
|
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.byte "crunch berry bushes.",0
|
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|
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; walks to nearest?
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; + get berries (first bush) [walks to lower left]
|
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.byte "You reach into the bush to",13
|
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.byte "snag some berries but",13
|
||||
.byte "they all just squish in",13
|
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.byte "your hand.",0
|
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|
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; + get berries (second bush) [left]
|
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.byte "Man, nothing in this bush",13
|
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.byte "but squished berries",13
|
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.byte "either.",0
|
||||
|
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; + get berries (third bush)
|
||||
.byte "Too bad you don't want any",13
|
||||
.byte "squished berries, cuz hey:",13
|
||||
.byte "jackpot!",0
|
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|
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; + get berries (fourth bush)
|
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.byte "You reach into the bush to",13
|
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.byte "snag you some berries but",13
|
||||
.byte "instead find a Super",13
|
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.byte "Trinket! These things are",13
|
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.byte "awesome! You have a",13
|
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.byte "sneaking suspicion that",13
|
||||
.byte "SOMEONE in this game will",13
|
||||
.byte "need this thing.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get berries (same twice)
|
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; + search bush (same twice)
|
||||
.byte "You already searched that",13
|
||||
.byte "bush. It was okay. Nothing",13
|
||||
.byte "to write home about... oh,",13
|
||||
.byte "wait... you don't have a",13
|
||||
.byte "home. My b.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + search bush (already found trinket)
|
||||
; + get berries (already found trinket)
|
||||
.byte "You've searched your fill",13
|
||||
.byte "of berry bushes for this",13
|
||||
.byte "game. If you want to search",13
|
||||
.byte "more press CTRL-RESET to",13
|
||||
.byte "reboot the computer.",0
|
||||
;.byte "more press 'reload' on the browser
|
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|
||||
; + knock (walks to door)
|
||||
.byte 34,"It's open,",34," says a female",13
|
||||
.byte "voice from inside. Um, it's",13
|
||||
.byte "NOT open, but you get her",13
|
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.byte "drift.",0
|
||||
|
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; + knock (after she leaves)
|
||||
.byte "No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?",0
|
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|
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; + open door
|
||||
.byte "You open er up and head on",13
|
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.byte "in.",0
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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;============================
|
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; Burninated Trees / Lantern
|
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;============================
|
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|
||||
; + look
|
||||
.byte "A signal lantern of some",13
|
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.byte "kind hangs from a",13
|
||||
.byte "burninated tree.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look (night)
|
||||
.byte "A burning signal lantern hangs from a severely burninated tree. ",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look lantern (unlit)
|
||||
.byte "It's unlit at the moment.",13
|
||||
.byte "That fancy pants royal",13
|
||||
.byte "knight probably lights it",13
|
||||
.byte "on nights when Troggie's on",13
|
||||
.byte "the prowl.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look lantern (lit)
|
||||
.byte "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look stump
|
||||
.byte "NOT a good place to sit.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + look tree
|
||||
.byte "Severely burninated. They",13
|
||||
.byte "could probably use some",13
|
||||
.byte "salve.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + (walking under candle in burninated trees)
|
||||
.byte "Whoa! The horse grease on your robe caught fire! You're a for-real peasant now.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + (exiting on fire)
|
||||
.byte "Man, screens sure get light fast around here.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + light lantern (before lit)
|
||||
.byte "With what? Your red-hot",13
|
||||
.byte "intellect?",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + light lantern (already lit)
|
||||
.byte "Already lit, moron.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get fire (at night, before grease)
|
||||
.byte "You're just not flammable enough.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get fire (at night, after grease)
|
||||
.byte "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get fire (at night, after getting on fire)
|
||||
.byte "You're already on fire! What? You want to be MORE on fire?",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get lantern
|
||||
.byte "Better not. There's an",13
|
||||
.byte "engraved plaque on it that",13
|
||||
.byte "says, ",34,"Do Not Remove Under",13
|
||||
.byte "Penalty Of 'You Die'.",34,0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get plague
|
||||
.byte "Wrong game, Mispeller",13
|
||||
.byte "Jones. Try the little",13
|
||||
.byte "button to the left of the",13
|
||||
.byte "'W'.",0
|
||||
|
||||
; + get plaque
|
||||
.byte "You have enough of that on",13
|
||||
.byte "your browning, rotten",13
|
||||
.byte "peasant teeth already.",0
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,214 +0,0 @@
|
|||
|
||||
#####################################
|
||||
# Outside Mysterious (Ned's) Cottage
|
||||
#####################################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There's a run-of-the-mill non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.
|
||||
# + look cottage
|
||||
A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.
|
||||
# + look hole (before deploying baby)
|
||||
You peer into the tiny opening. The cottage appears to be empty.
|
||||
# + look hole (after deploying baby)
|
||||
There is no baby here, but there's an open door on the other side of the room. If you could only get to it somehow!
|
||||
# + look rock (before removing it)
|
||||
There appears to be a loose stone towards the back of the cottage.
|
||||
# + look rock (after removing it)
|
||||
Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage.
|
||||
# + look fence
|
||||
A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things.
|
||||
# + move rock
|
||||
You slide the stone over to reveal a little hole. If only you could cut off your arms, legs, and head you might be able to squeeze through!
|
||||
# + put baby into the hole
|
||||
Deploying Q-Baby...
|
||||
Way to go, baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow.
|
||||
You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there.
|
||||
# + break/kick/punch door
|
||||
Violence is not the answer.
|
||||
# cut off arms, legs, and head
|
||||
Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try.
|
||||
# + try (Warning: You die.)
|
||||
Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing.
|
||||
# + open door
|
||||
How? There's no knob.
|
||||
# + open door (after baby opens)
|
||||
It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there.
|
||||
# + pull/push door
|
||||
It doesn't budge, man.
|
||||
# + knock
|
||||
You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home.
|
||||
# + knock until knuckles bleed
|
||||
You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!
|
||||
# + knock until knuckles bleed (again)
|
||||
You done that already. A great time was had by all.
|
||||
# + deploy/drop/use baby (before baby)
|
||||
Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?
|
||||
# + deploy/drop/use baby (before moving stone)
|
||||
Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm.
|
||||
# + deploy/drop/use baby (after baby left)
|
||||
Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open... I can't see why we'd go through this all over again.
|
||||
# + close door (before baby opens)
|
||||
Already done. That was easy!
|
||||
# + close door (after baby opens)
|
||||
You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good.
|
||||
# + get rock (after moving it)
|
||||
You've already moved the stone out of the way to reveal a less-than peasant-sized hole.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
##################
|
||||
# Wavy Tree (Ned)
|
||||
##################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
Nothing special here except for that weird wavy tree.
|
||||
# + look ned (when Naked Ned is peeking out)
|
||||
A fairly naked man is peering out from behind that tree.
|
||||
# + look tree
|
||||
It's weird and wavy.
|
||||
# + climb tree
|
||||
You don't climb wavy trees.
|
||||
# + talk (with Naked Ned visible)
|
||||
You startled him and he disappears!
|
||||
# + talk Naked Ned (with Naked Ned visible)
|
||||
'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars.
|
||||
# + talk tree
|
||||
Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird.
|
||||
|
||||
###############################################
|
||||
# Kerrek Tracks 1/2 (top or bottom footprints?)
|
||||
###############################################
|
||||
|
||||
# (Walk too close to the Kerrek) — {The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground}
|
||||
Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing.
|
||||
# + shoot Kerrek with bow
|
||||
Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus
|
||||
ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking.
|
||||
A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you.
|
||||
# + get belt
|
||||
You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now.
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There are large hoof prints in the grass here.
|
||||
# + look (no Kerrek)
|
||||
There are large hoof prints in the the grass here. And it smells like a public latrine.
|
||||
# + look (living Kerrek)
|
||||
# + look footprints/tracks (living Kerrek)
|
||||
It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!
|
||||
# + look footprints/tracks (Kerrek not present)
|
||||
If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!'
|
||||
# + look (dead Kerrek)
|
||||
There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.
|
||||
# + look (rotting Kerrek)
|
||||
There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.
|
||||
# + look (skeletal Kerrek)
|
||||
There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.
|
||||
# + buy kerrek a cold one (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive)
|
||||
# (Warning: This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful.)
|
||||
The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.
|
||||
# + make friends with kerrek
|
||||
Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not gonna work for you either.
|
||||
# + load / save (while he's still alive)
|
||||
You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you.
|
||||
# + kill kerrek (he is there, no bow or arrow)
|
||||
With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit.
|
||||
# + kill kerrek (he is there, you have arrow but not bow)
|
||||
With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?
|
||||
# + kill kerrek (he is there, you have bow, not arrow
|
||||
With what?! You got no arrow, fool!
|
||||
# + kill kerrek (he is dead)
|
||||
Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums.
|
||||
# + kill kerrek (he is not there)
|
||||
Good idea. But you kinda need the actual Kerrek to be here for that to work.
|
||||
# + get arrow (after killing)
|
||||
Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now.
|
||||
# + get kerrek
|
||||
Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket.
|
||||
# + look belt (still alive)
|
||||
Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something.
|
||||
# + look kerrek (immediately after killing him)
|
||||
He dead. And the only thing of value on him is his stinky belt buckle.
|
||||
# + look kerrek (immediately after taking the belt)
|
||||
He dead.
|
||||
# + look kerrek (while he's decomposing)
|
||||
He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse.
|
||||
# + look kerrek (when he's all bones)
|
||||
He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man.
|
||||
# + talk kerrek (while he is alive)
|
||||
'Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already tempramental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!
|
||||
|
||||
############################
|
||||
# Outside Baby Lady Cottage
|
||||
############################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
There's a ranch-style thatched roof cottage here. There are also what appear to be four crunch berry bushes but you can't be sure.
|
||||
# + look cottage
|
||||
You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!
|
||||
# + look door
|
||||
# (This response repeats whatever your command was back at you. When typing commands, you can put anything you want between the command and the object and it will still work, so here, if you type "look at door" or "look at the ugly brown door" or "lookasdfasdfdoor", it will put that in between the quotes.)
|
||||
Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed.
|
||||
# + look berries
|
||||
Crunch berries maybe.
|
||||
# + look bushes
|
||||
You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes.
|
||||
# + open door
|
||||
You open er up and head on in.
|
||||
# + get berries (first bush)
|
||||
You reach into the bush to snag some berries but they all just squish in your hand.
|
||||
# + get berries (second bush)
|
||||
Man, nothing in this bush but squished berries either.
|
||||
# + get berries (third bush)
|
||||
Too bad you don't want any squished berries, cuz hey: jackpot!
|
||||
# + get berries (fourth bush)
|
||||
You reach into the bush to snag you some berries but instead find a Super Trinket! These things are awesome! You have a sneaking suspicion that SOMEONE in this game will need this thing.
|
||||
# + search bush (same twice)
|
||||
You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.
|
||||
# + search bush (alredy found trinket)
|
||||
You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser
|
||||
# + knock
|
||||
'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift.
|
||||
# + knock (after she leaves)
|
||||
No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
|
||||
# + get berries (the same bush twice)
|
||||
You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.
|
||||
# + get berries (after you've gotten the trinket)
|
||||
You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
#############################
|
||||
# Burninated Trees / Lantern
|
||||
#############################
|
||||
|
||||
# + look
|
||||
A signal lantern of some kind hangs from a burninated tree.
|
||||
# + look (night)
|
||||
A burning signal lantern hangs from a severely burninated tree.
|
||||
# + look lantern (unlit)
|
||||
It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl.
|
||||
# + look lantern (lit)
|
||||
It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight.
|
||||
# + look stump
|
||||
NOT a good place to sit.
|
||||
# + look tree
|
||||
Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve.
|
||||
# + (walking under candle in burninated trees)
|
||||
Whoa! The horse grease on your robe caught fire! You're a for-real peasant now.
|
||||
# + (exiting on fire)
|
||||
Man, screens sure get light fast around here.
|
||||
# + light lantern (before lit)
|
||||
With what? Your red-hot intellect?
|
||||
# + light lantern (already lit)
|
||||
Already lit, moron.
|
||||
# + get fire (at night, before grease)
|
||||
You're just not flammable enough.
|
||||
# + get fire (at night, after grease)
|
||||
You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU.
|
||||
# + get fire (at night, after getting on fire)
|
||||
You're already on fire! What? You want to be MORE on fire?
|
||||
# + get lantern
|
||||
Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'".
|
||||
# + get plague
|
||||
Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'.
|
||||
# + get plaque
|
||||
You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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