diff --git a/games/peasant/text/cliff.inc b/games/peasant/text/cliff.inc index e020cabf..a00686a5 100644 --- a/games/peasant/text/cliff.inc +++ b/games/peasant/text/cliff.inc @@ -35,7 +35,12 @@ cliff_base_climb2_message: ; (Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff) ; {You fall to the ground and lie in a heap} -.byte "Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0 +.byte "Oops! You climbed real bad.",13 +.byte "You knew that you were",13 +.byte "AVOIDING the rocks, right?",13 +.byte "Not collecting them.",13 +.byte "Anyways, nice try. You",13 +.byte "dead. Thanks for playing.",0 ;=================== ; Cliffland Heights @@ -93,7 +98,10 @@ cliff_heights_get_bone_message: ; Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)" ; after being apporached by a Keeper -.byte "I think he wants something from your inventory. Or you could just tell him ",34,"take the quiz",34,0 +.byte "I think he wants something",13 +.byte "from your inventory. Or you",13 +.byte "could just tell him ",34,"take",13 +.byte "the quiz",34,0 ; + look cave_outer_look_message: @@ -128,33 +136,223 @@ cave_outer_look_skeleton_message: .byte "think those are dead person",13 .byte "bones.",0 -; + (approached by first keeper) -.byte "Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber!",0 -.byte "You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too!",0 -.byte "You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword.",0 -.byte "And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.",0 -.byte "Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question.",0 +;========================= +; First Keeper +;========================= -; + give sandwich -.byte "No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield.",0 +; + (approached by first keeper) +.byte "Foolish peasant! How dare",13 +.byte "you enter this fairly",13 +.byte "sacred chamber!",0 + +.byte "You explain that you're",13 +.byte "here to smote Trogdor and",13 +.byte "if he doesn't get outta",13 +.byte "your way, him too!",0 + +.byte "You cannot vanquish",13 +.byte "Trogdor! Only the Three",13 +.byte "Keepers of Trogdor hold the",13 +.byte "tools with which to destroy",13 +.byte "the Burninator. The",13 +.byte "Trog-Shield, the",13 +.byte "Trog-Helmet, and the",13 +.byte "Trog-Sword.",0 + +.byte "And the only way we'll give",13 +.byte "them up is if you answer",13 +.byte "the three Trog-Trivia",13 +.byte "questions correctly.",0 + +.byte "Unless you happen to have",13 +.byte "something to eat on ya.",13 +.byte "Then we could forego my",13 +.byte "question.",0 + +; can't leave or do anything except take quiz or give sub +; prints a message saying so + +; take quiz + +.byte "Your shake off the Keeper of",13 +.byte "Trogdor's request.",13 +.byte "Seriously - this guy should",13 +.byte "get a job.",0 + +.byte "Okay here goes. What did you win from the Archery game?",13 +.byte "A. SuperBow FunTime TM",13 +.byte "B. SuperTime FunBow TM",13 ; correct +.byte "C. SuperFun BowTime TM",0 + +.byte "Okay here goes. What does",13 +.byte "Mendelev have you tell",13 +.byte "Dongolev?",13 +.byte "A. Haldo",13 ; correct +.byte "B. Hallo",13 +.byte "C. Allo",0 + + +.byte "Okay here goes. What is the only creature the Jhonka fears?",13 +.byte "A. Poor Gary",13 +.byte "B. The Baby",13 +.byte "C. The Kerrek",0 ; correct + +; Response to Correct Answer +.byte 34,"Ah crap! You're right.",13 +.byte "Here, take this stupid",13 +.byte "Trog-Shield!",0 + +; Response to Incorrect Answer +.byte "Sorry peasant! You fail! And as punishment, you will be turned into... RON CUMBERDALE!!",0 +.byte "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is.",0 +.byte "Just this kid from 4th grade that I really hated. But he was a BIG LOSER and HE SMELLED!",0 +.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But there's no way you could defeat Trogdor as Ron Cumberdale. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0 + + +; + give sub, sandwich +.byte "No way! I was just kidding",13 +.byte "but you've really got a",13 +.byte "meatball sub. This rules!",13 +.byte "Here, you can have the",13 +.byte "Trog-Shield.",0 + +; you now have the shield and can leave if you want + +;========================= +; Second Keeper +;========================= ; + (approached by second keeper) -.byte "Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!",0 -.byte "Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now.",0 +.byte "Hold, peasant! You must",13 +.byte "answer the second dreaded",13 +.byte "Trog-Trivia question!",0 + +.byte "Or we could call it even if",13 +.byte "I had an ice cold drink",13 +.byte "right now.",0 + +; take quiz +; + get a job again + + +.byte "Listen careful now. Which one of these letters is the letter C?",13 +.byte "A. B",13 +.byte "B. C",13 ; correct +.byte "C. A",0 + +.byte "Listen careful now. How many berry bushes are there in the whole kingdom of Peasantry?",13 +.byte "A. 4",13 +.byte "B. 5",13 +.byte "C. 6 ",0 + +.byte "Listen careful now. What",13 +.byte "was the Innkeeper's pantry",13 +.byte "full of?",13 +.byte "A. Epsom Salts",13 +.byte "B. Epson Printers",13 +.byte "C. Old Man Rub",0 ; correct + +; Response to Correct Answer +.byte 34,"That's right. Oh. This",13 +.byte "sucks. Guess I have to give",13 +.byte "you this Trog-Helmet.",13 +.byte "Dang.",0 + +; Response to Incorrect Answer +.byte "WRONG! You are hereby cursed to write corny folk songs for the rest of eternity! The kind that only OLD PEOPLE LIKE!!",0 +.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But you certainly can't face Trogdor after writing 'Wheat Grows Sweet, But My Gal's Sweeter'. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0 ; + give soda -.byte "Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style.",0 +.byte "Sweet deal, peasant. I",13 +.byte "underestimated you. Wear",13 +.byte "this Trog-Helmet with",13 +.byte "style.",0 + +;========================= +; Third Keeper +;========================= ; + (approached by third keeper) -.byte "Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0 -.byte "That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me!",0 +.byte "Think you're pretty hot",13 +.byte "stuff, eh? Let's see you",13 +.byte "answer the deadly and",13 +.byte "pretty impossible THIRD",13 +.byte "TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0 + +.byte "That is, unless you've got",13 +.byte "something for my lower",13 +.byte "back. Man, it's killin me!",0 + +; .take quiz +; + get a job again + +.byte "Riddle me this. To whom",13 +.byte "did the robe you're wearing",13 +.byte "originally belong?",13 +.byte "A. Nobleman Nicholas",13 +.byte "B. Nina Neverawesome",13 +.byte "C. Naked Ned",0 ; correct + + +.byte "Riddle me this. What color are the leaves on the tree that grows by the well?",13 +.byte "A. Orange",13 +.byte "B. Green",13 +.byte "C. Yellow",0 + + +.byte "Riddle me this. Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow?",13 +.byte "A. West to East",13 +.byte "B. Northwest to South",13 +.byte "C. Northeast to Southwest",0 + +; Response to Correct Answer + +.byte "Uh oh. You got it right.",13 +.byte "Trogdor's gonna kill me.",13 +.byte "Okay, you can have the",13 +.byte "Trog-Sword. Just promise",13 +.byte "not to kill any Trogdor's",13 ; [sic] +.byte "with it, kay?",0 + +.byte "You just stare at the",13 +.byte "Keeper blankly.",0 + +.byte 34,"Okay fine! You can have",13 +.byte "the dumb thing anyways.",13 +.byte "Trogdor's through the",13 +.byte "beaded curtain over there.",34,0 + +; now print "fabled Trog-sword" below + +; Response to Incorrect Answer + +.byte "YES! I was hoping you'd get mine wrong. No Trog-Sword for you. In fact, no skin for you either!",0 +.byte "Wow. You sure dead. You had a good run, though. Thanks for playin.",0 + +; Response if not A, B, or C +; then print following followed by repeat of question +.byte "Peasant fool! Choose A, B,",13 +.byte "or C!",0 + + ; + give pills -.byte "Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0 -.byte "The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.",0 +.byte "Whoa! Where'd you find this",13 +.byte "stuff? I don't think this",13 +.byte "is even legal anymore.",13 +.byte "These babies'll definitely",13 +.byte "smote LUMBAGO the, um,",13 +.byte "LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0 + +; lift sword and it gleams +; bead curtain parts + +.byte "The fabled Trog-Sword is",13 +.byte "yours. You now have the",13 +.byte "means to strike down",13 +.byte "Trogdor. Good luck,",13 +.byte "peasant.",0 ; + climb cliff cave_outer_climb_message: .byte "Nope. It's too sheer.",0 - - diff --git a/games/peasant/text/trogdor.inc b/games/peasant/text/trogdor.inc index 84bf6128..74934242 100644 --- a/games/peasant/text/trogdor.inc +++ b/games/peasant/text/trogdor.inc @@ -2,37 +2,120 @@ ; Trogdor's Posh Lair / Inner Cave ;=================================== -; Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up -.byte "Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him.",0 - ; (Walk too close to Trogdor while he's asleep) ; {Trogdor burninates you without waking up} -.byte "Yow. Looks like you got a little too close. You dead. Maybe next time don't get too close.",0 +; also somehow if you try to walk after waking +.byte "Yow. Looks like you got a",13 +.byte "little too close. You dead.",13 +.byte "Maybe next time don't get",13 +.byte "too close.",0 ; + look -.byte "You're in a giant cavern which houses a giant dragon. You didn't shrink or anything.",0 +.byte "You're in a giant cavern",13 +.byte "which houses a giant",13 +.byte "dragon. You didn't shrink",13 +.byte "or anything.",0 -; + look trogdor (while he's asleep) -.byte "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore.",0 - -; + look trogdor (when he's awake) -.byte "Trogdor is looming menacingly over you with a tiny wee sword stuck in his belly. He looks like he's gonna kill you really soon.",0 +; + look dragon/trogdor (while he's asleep) +.byte "Holy crap! Trogdor's way",13 +.byte "bigger in person than he",13 +.byte "looks in most tapestries",13 +.byte "you've seen. All of the",13 +.byte "sudden, losing your",13 +.byte "cottage doesn't seem so bad",13 +.byte "anymore.",0 ; + (enter Trogdor's cave) -.byte "the beaded curtain slams shut behind you. There's no turning back now.",0 +.byte "The beaded curtain slams",13 +.byte "shut behind you. There's no",13 +.byte "turning back now.",0 + +; + wake up trogdor +.byte 34,"Troggie...",34,", you murmur.",13 +.byte 34,"Troggie, wake up it's time",13 +.byte "for Burnination school.",34,13 +.byte "He's not budging.",0 + +; + attack trogdor (when he's asleep) +; + kill / slay trogdor (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) +.byte "Like how?",0 + +; + talk trogdor (while he's asleep) +.byte "You yell some choice",13 +.byte "expletives at Trogdor but",13 +.byte "he doesn't wake up. There's",13 +.byte "a cool echo, though.",0 ; +7 POINTS ; + throw sword -.byte "This is it! You hurl the Trog-Sword with all your might at the sleeping Burninator.",0 -.byte "Now you've done it! Trogdor's awake and the Trog-Sword doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot.",0 -.byte "Your legs lock in fear, your eyes glaze over and you wish for some Depeasant adult undergarments. But you think you hear Trogdor whimpering!",0 -.byte "Aw crap, that's you whimpering. At least your voice still works, I guess.",0 +.byte "This is it! You hurl the",13 +.byte "Trog-Sword with all your",13 +.byte "might at the sleeping",13 +.byte "Burninator.",0 + +; walks over, throws, animation + +.byte "Now you've done it!",13 +.byte "Trogdor's awake and the",13 +.byte "Trog-Sword doesn't seem to",13 +.byte "be doing a whole lot.",0 + +.byte "Your legs lock in fear,",13 +.byte "your eyes glaze over and",13 +.byte "you wish for some Depeasant",13 +.byte "adult undergarments. But",13 +.byte "you think you hear Trogdor",13 +.byte "whimpering!",0 + +.byte "Aw crap, that's you",13 +.byte "whimpering. At least your",13 +.byte "voice still works, I guess.",0 + +;====================================== +;====================================== +; After he wakes up; +;====================================== +;====================================== + +; Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up +.byte "Trogdor is awake and a",13 +.byte "couple seconds from a",13 +.byte "Rather Dashing BBQ. Might",13 +.byte "as well say your peace with",13 +.byte "him.",0 + +; + look dragon/trogdor (when he's awake) +.byte "Trogdor is looming",13 +.byte "menacingly over you with a",13 +.byte "tiny wee sword stuck in his",13 +.byte "belly. He looks like he's",13 +.byte "gonna kill you really soon.",0 ; +10 POINTS ; + talk trogdor -.byte "You scream that your name is Rather Dashing and that Trogdor burninated your cottage and you're here for revenge!",0 -.byte 34,"Sup, mortal,",34," booms Trogdor. ",34,"I really appreciate you making the effort to come all the way up here and vanquish me and all. But, I'm kinda indestructible.",34,0 -.byte 34,"Yeah, I can't be killed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that to you. I'll admit though, you've gotten farther than anybody else ever has. I bet they'll make a statue or something in honor of you somewheres.",34,0 +.byte "You scream that your name",13 +.byte "is Rather Dashing and that",13 +.byte "Trogdor burninated your",13 +.byte "cottage and you're here for",13 +.byte "revenge!",0 + +.byte 34,"Sup, mortal,",34," booms",13 +.byte "Trogdor. ",34,"I really",13 +.byte "appreciate you making the",13 +.byte "effort to come all the way",13 +.byte "up here and vanquish me and",13 +.byte "all. But, I'm kinda",13 +.byte "indestructible.",34,0 + +.byte 34,"Yeah, I can't be killed.",13 +.byte "I'm surprised nobody",13 +.byte "mentioned that to you. I'll",13 +.byte "admit though, you've",13 +.byte "gotten farther than",13 +.byte "anybody else ever has. I",13 +.byte "bet they'll make a statue",13 +.byte "or something in honor of",13 +.byte "you somewheres.",0 ; [sic] no end quote .byte 34,"I can honestly say it'll",13 .byte "be a pleasure and an honor",13 @@ -48,13 +131,3 @@ .byte "than anybody ever! Way to",13 .byte "go!",0 -; + wake up trogdor -.byte "'Troggie...', you murmur. 'Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school.' He's not budging.",0 - -; + attack trogdor (when he's asleep) -; + kill / slay trogdor (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) -.byte "Like how?",0 - -; + talk trogdor (while he's asleep) -.byte "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though.",0 -