peasant: update some of the strings

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Vince Weaver 2021-11-04 00:59:11 -04:00
parent f38c1ea6f8
commit 93d0e88114
3 changed files with 261 additions and 57 deletions

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@ -7,13 +7,33 @@
; + 5 POINTS
; + shoot Kerrek with bow
.byte "Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus",0
.byte "ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking.",0
.byte "A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you.",0
.byte "Here goes nothin', Kid",13
.byte "Icarus",0
.byte "ARROWED!! Nice shot. You",13
.byte "smote the Kerrek! He lay",13
.byte "there stinking.",0
.byte "A light rain heralds the",13
.byte "washing free of the",13
.byte "Kerrek's grip on the land.",13
.byte "You're feeling pretty",13
.byte "good, though, so the",13
.byte "artless symbolism doesn't",13
.byte "bug you.",0
; + 10 POINTS
; + get belt
.byte "You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now.",0
.byte "You strap the Kerrek's belt",13
.byte "buckle around your waist.",13
.byte "Oh boy. You sure stink now.",0
; + get belt (after already have it) ; not in wiki
.byte "You totally got the belt",13
.byte "already, as evidenced by",13
.byte "the rancid cloud of odor",13
.byte "that follows you like a",13
.byte "shadow.",0
; + look
kerrek_look_at_message:
@ -38,13 +58,23 @@ kerrek_look_at_message:
.byte "just go, ",34,"Yay! Piggies!",34,0
; + look (dead Kerrek)
.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.",0
.byte "There are large hoof prints",13
.byte "in the grass here.",13
.byte "There is a large",13
.byte "Kerrek-shaped mound on the",13
.byte "grass.",0
; + look (rotting Kerrek)
.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.",0
.byte "There are large hoof prints",13
.byte "in the grass here. Part",13
.byte "of the ground looks just",13
.byte "like a rotting kerrek.",0
; + look (skeletal Kerrek)
.byte "There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.",0
.byte "There are large hoof prints",13
.byte "in the grass here.",13
.byte "Looks like someone left",13
.byte "their spare bones here.",0
; + buy kerrek a cold one (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive)
; (Warning: This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful.)
@ -75,7 +105,9 @@ kerrek_look_at_message:
.byte "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!",0
; + kill kerrek (he is dead)
.byte "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums.",0
.byte "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek.",13
.byte "You deserve a trophy full",13
.byte "of Mutton-ums.",0
; + kill kerrek (he is not there)
.byte "Good idea. But you kinda",13
@ -83,7 +115,10 @@ kerrek_look_at_message:
.byte "be here for that to work.",0
; + get arrow (after killing)
.byte "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now.",0
.byte "Eww! No way. That thing's",13
.byte "got some serious",13
.byte "Kerrek-Brand kooties on it",13
.byte "now.",0
; + get kerrek
.byte "Well, he does smell real",13
@ -97,16 +132,26 @@ kerrek_look_at_message:
.byte "something.",0
; + look kerrek (immediately after killing him)
.byte "He dead. And the only thing of value on him is his stinky belt buckle.",0
.byte "He dead. And the only thing",13
.byte "of value on him is his",13
.byte "stinky belt buckle.",0
; + look kerrek (immediately after taking the belt)
.byte "He dead.",0
; + look kerrek (while he's decomposing)
.byte "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse.",0
.byte "He dead. You didn't think",13
.byte "he could have smelled any",13
.byte "worse? Well, guess what: He",13
.byte "smells worse.",0
; + look kerrek (when he's all bones)
.byte "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man.",0
.byte "He dead. He wasn't fat, he",13
.byte "was just big boned! Poor",13
.byte "pig-man.",0
; + look bones (skips the "he dead." part?)
.byte "He wasn't fat, he was just",13
.byte "big boned! Poor pig-man.",0
; + talk kerrek (while he is alive)
.byte 34,"Me llamo Julio,",34," you",13
@ -118,4 +163,5 @@ kerrek_look_at_message:
.byte "nothing for you!",0
; rain stops after 5?
; on/off screen X times to rotting? or is it time?

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@ -218,17 +218,86 @@ archery_talk_mendelev3_message:
.byte "if you see him,",34," he says",13
.byte "and goes back to pouting.",0
; + talk (after dongolev back, before minigame)
; talk mendelev, dongolev, brothers, guy, dude, man
; (have arrow, not sure if that matters)
.byte 34,"Haldo!",34," say the brothers.",13
.byte 34,"Test your skill! Give us",13
.byte "the right super item from",13
.byte "your inventory and you can",13
.byte "give it as many tries as",13
.byte "you need!",34,0
; + talk (after beating the minigame)
; talk mendelev, dongolev, brothers, guy, dude, man
.byte 34,"Go away!",34," says Dongolev.",13
.byte 34,"We're arguing about who's",13
.byte "hotter,",34," adds Mendelev.",0
; + 2 POINTS
; + give super trinket
.byte 34,"That'll work,",34," says Mendelev. Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win the SuperTime FunBow TM!",0
.byte "The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but we don't give lessons so you're on your own.",0
.byte 34,"That'll work,",34," says",13
.byte "Mendelev. Just hit 3",13
.byte "bullseyes and you win the",13
.byte "SuperTime FunBow TM!",0
.byte 34,"The ARROW KEYS aim left",13
.byte "and right and the SPACE BAR",13
.byte "operates the bow. You'll",13
.byte "need to press it a couple",13
.byte "of times to get a nice shot",13
.byte "off but we don't give",13
.byte "lessons so you're on your",13
.byte "own.",0
; (get [X]=3-5 bullseyes)
.byte 34,"Nice shootin! [X] hits.",34," Says Mendelev. ",34,"Here's your prize!",34," You got the SuperTime FunBow TM! We don't sell ammo, so you'll have to find your own arrows for it.",0
.byte 34,"Nice shootin! 3 hits.",34,13
.byte "Says Mendelev. ",34,"Here's",13
.byte "your prize!",34," You got the",13
.byte "SuperTime FunBow TM! We",13
.byte "don't sell ammo, so you'll",13
.byte "have to find your own",13
.byte "arrows for it.",0
.byte 34,"Sorry!",34," says",13
.byte "Dongolev.",34,"Not a single",13
.byte "hit. Your game face must be",13
.byte "on back-order. Maybe come",13
.byte "back when your shipment",13
.byte "comes in.",0
;.byte 34,"Sorry!",34," says",13
;.byte "Dongolev.",34,"Only 1",13
;.byte "hit. Your game face must be",13
;.byte "on back-order. Maybe come",13
;.byte "back when your shipment",13
;.byte "comes in.",0
.byte 34,"But since you gave us this",13
.byte "trinket, and you obviously",13
.byte "don't have a prayer of",13
.byte "winning, you can play again",13
.byte "whenever you want.",34,0
; play game
.byte 34,"Haldo again!",34," say the",13
.byte "brothers. ",34,"Get 3 bullseyes",13
.byte "this time and you'll win",13
.byte "yourself an SuperTime",13 ; [sic]
.byte "FunBow",34,0
; then gives The ARROW KEYS message again
; hints
; slack, just aim at middle, both at red line
; full left, aim at right edge of leg
; full right, aim at left edge of leg
; play game after won, goes the "arguing" thing
;=======
; ask
@ -446,7 +515,12 @@ talk_knight_fifth_message:
.byte "or load your game. Duh.",0
; + talk knight (with kerrek's belt)
.byte "Frankly, Matthew Broderick, you sure stink like a peasant. But you still don't DRESS like a peasant and you're not ON FIRE like a peasant.",0
.byte "Frankly, Matthew",13
.byte "Broderick, you sure stink",13
.byte "like a peasant. But you",13
.byte "still don't DRESS like a",13
.byte "peasant and you're not ON",13
.byte "FIRE like a peasant.",0
; + talk knight (with ned's robe, on fire or not)
.byte "My dear Adso, you are dressed well but you don't STINK and you're not ON FIRE. Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum.",0

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@ -4,7 +4,9 @@
; TODO
; + Type any command other than "yes" or "no" after the Jhonka asks if you stole the riches
.byte "Just answer him, yes or no, you fool!",0
; you can't walk while waiting here
.byte "Just answer him, yes or no,",13
.byte "you fool!",0
; + look
jhonka_look_at_message:
@ -14,21 +16,37 @@ jhonka_look_at_message:
; TODO
; + look (kerrek dead, before riches)
.byte "There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.A fat pile of riches lies next to him.",0
.byte "There's a disgusting",13
.byte "little Jhonka hopping",13
.byte "around outside a little",13
.byte "cave.A fat pile of riches",13
.byte "lies next to him.",0
; TODO
; + look (after kerrek dead, after take riches)
.byte "There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.",0
.byte "There's a disgusting",13
.byte "little Jhonka hopping",13
.byte "around outside a small",13 ; WIKI wrong
.byte "cave.",0
; TODO
; + look club/turkey leg (when he's outside)
.byte "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it.",0
.byte "Turkey leg or no, it looks",13
.byte "like the Jhonka's been",13
.byte "gnawing on it.",0
; + look cave
jhonka_look_at_cave_message:
.byte "Just a little cave. Calm",13
.byte "down.",0
; + look door (after kerrek?) ; not in WIKI
.byte "Just a door, nothing more.",0
; + look riches
.byte "That's one fat pile of",13
.byte "riches alright.",0
; + look fence
jhonka_look_at_fence_message:
.byte "A standard peasant fence.",13
@ -37,7 +55,15 @@ jhonka_look_at_fence_message:
; TODO
; + look jhonka (when he's outside)
.byte "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest.",0
.byte "The Jhonka is gray and",13
.byte "grody. He's got a cromagnon",13
.byte "forehead and jaw with a",13
.byte "pair of wicked incisors. He",13
.byte "sports an old loin-cheese",13
.byte "cloth and carries either",13
.byte "a big club or one of those",13
.byte "roasted turkey legs you got",13
.byte "at the Ren Fest.",0
; TODO
; + look/read note (before killing Kerrek) [ will walk to it if far away]
@ -47,48 +73,87 @@ jhonka_read_note_message:
; TODO
; + (walk in haystack)
.byte "Hey, nice disguise! The Jhonka doesn't seem to notice you.",0
.byte "Hey, nice disguise! The",13
.byte "Jhonka doesn't seem to",13
.byte "notice you.",0
; TODO
; + steal riches
.byte "Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew all the hay and, surprisingly, the mud off of you! ",34,"You take my riches?!",34," growls the Jhonka.",0
; + steal/get riches
.byte "Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew",13
.byte "all the hay and,",13
.byte "surprisingly, the mud off",13
.byte "of you! ",34,"You take my",13
.byte "riches?!",34," growls the",13
.byte "Jhonka.",0
; TODO
; + 7 POINTS
; + no
.byte 34,"Okay. Lemme know if you see riches anywhere,",34," he grunts and goes back to his hopping. You smooth talker, you.",0
; TODO
; + ask about fire
.byte "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!",0
; TODO
; + ask about Jhonka
.byte 34,"The Kerrek is dead!",34," he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.",0
; TODO
; + ask about naked ned (or) robe
.byte 34,"Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!",34," Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.",0
; TODO
; + ask about smell
.byte 34,"Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!",34," screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.",0
; TODO
; + ask about trogdor
.byte 34,"All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!",34," says the grimy Jhonka.",0
; TODO
; + ask about (unknown)
.byte "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!",0
.byte 34,"Okay. Lemme know if you",13
.byte "see riches anywhere,",34," he",13
.byte "grunts and goes back to his",13
.byte "hopping. You smooth",13
.byte "talker, you.",0
; TODO
; + yes (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)
.byte "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka.",0
.byte 34,"I KILL YOU!!",34," screams the",13
.byte "Jhonka.",0
; {The Jhonka clubs you to death} (Warning: Obviously, you will die.)
.byte "Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!",0
.byte "Club or turkey leg, the",13
.byte "Jhonka sure just beat you",13
.byte "senseless with whatever he",13
.byte "was holding. You dead.",13
.byte "Thanks for playing!",0
; + open door [ will walk you there]
; TODO
; + ask about fire
.byte 34,"Burninator make fire!",13
.byte "Barbecue all peasants!",34,0
; TODO
; + ask about Jhonka
.byte 34,"The Kerrek is dead!",34," he",13
.byte "cries and hops around some",13
.byte "more. You wonder how",13
.byte "someone this primitive",13
.byte "could have made that much",13
.byte " dough.",0
; TODO
; + ask about naked ned (or) robe
.byte 34,"Filthy naked peasant!",13
.byte "Stay away from my",13
.byte "cave-hole!",34," Who's he",13
.byte "calling naked? HE'S the one",13
.byte "wearing the string bikini.",0
; TODO
; + ask about smell
.byte 34,"Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek",13
.byte "dead!",34," screeches the",13
.byte "Jhonka. So you can infer",13
.byte "from this that all smells",13
.byte "are dead? You always sucked",13
.byte "at the analytical",13
.byte "questions.",0
; TODO
; + ask about trogdor
.byte 34,"All hail Burninator!",13
.byte "Trogdor Number One! Beat",13
.byte "Peasant Tech!",34," says the",13
.byte "grimy Jhonka.",0
; TODO
; + ask about (unknown)
.byte 34,"Jhonka don't know nothing",13
.byte "bout that!",34,0
; + open door [ will walk you there] {before jhonka out}
jhonka_open_door_message:
.byte "It's locked. With one o'",13
.byte "them SCHLAGE deadbolts,",13
@ -115,11 +180,14 @@ jhonka_knock_message1:
; TODO
; + kill jhonka (outside)
.byte "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya.",0
.byte "No way! Jhonka's are born",13 ; [sic]
.byte "scrappers. He may be",13
.byte "little, but he'll crawl ya.",0
; TODO
; + get club (when he's out)
.byte "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.",0
.byte "Now there's a surefire way",13
.byte "to get yourself killed.",0
; + get note
jhonka_get_note_message:
@ -128,13 +196,29 @@ jhonka_get_note_message:
.byte "wondrously whimsical spell.",0
; TODO
; + give riches (before jumping in hay)
.byte "The Jhonka will see you! And rip out your jugular with his teeth or something equally horrible.",0
; + get riches (before jumping in hay)
.byte "The Jhonka will see you!",13
.byte "And rip out your jugular",13
.byte "with his teeth or something",13
.byte "equally horrible.",0
; + give / give {anything}
.byte 34,"Don't need nothing from no",13
.byte "filthy peasantses!!",34,0
; TODO
; + talk jhonka (while inside the hay)
.byte "Not now! You'll blow your cover!",0
; + talk
; + talk jhonka (jhonka there, not in hay)
.byte 34,"The Kerrek is dead!",34," he",13
.byte "cries and hops around some",13
.byte "more. You wonder how",13
.byte "someone this primitive",13
.byte "could have made that much",13
.byte "dough.",0
; + climb/jump fence
jhonka_climb_fence_message:
.byte "No, you have business to",13