; arrow
arrow_description:
.byte "Boy, you sure know how to pick",13
.byte "em! This arrow's kinda pointy",13
.byte "even!!",0

; baby
baby_description:
.byte "Awww! Peasant babies are",13
.byte "adorable. No wonder they fetch",13
.byte "such a pretty penny on the black",13
.byte "market.",0

; kerrek belt
kerrek_belt_description:
.byte "Phew! This thing stinks like all",13
.byte "getout. Why couldn't the Kerrek",13
.byte "have kidnapped a hot wench or",13
.byte "something that you coulda saved?",0

; chicken feed
chicken_feed_description:
.byte "Woah! Gold nuggets! Oh",13
.byte "wait...This is just chicken",13
.byte "feed. Crap.",0

; SuperTime FunBow TM
funbow_description:
.byte "This is a pretty fancy bow.",13
.byte "You're suprised those shady",13
.byte "archers give away such decent",13
.byte "prizes. You half-expected gold",13
.byte "fish in a bag.",0

; monster maskus
monster_maskus_description:
.byte "Man, those pagans sure can make",13
.byte "a freaky lookin mask when they",13
.byte "want to. It's like those theatre",13
.byte "masks' evil uncle or something.",0

; pebbles
pebbles_description:
.byte "Woah! Gray chicken feed! Oh",13
.byte "wait... those are just pebbles.",13
.byte "Heavier than they look, though.",0

; pills
pills_description:
.byte "The innkeeper's medication says",13
.byte "it's supposed to treat ",34,"general",13
.byte "oldness.  May cause checkers",13
.byte "playing, hiked-up pants, and",13
.byte "overall pee smell.",34,0

; riches
riches_description:
.byte "Riches, dude. Riches. That",13
.byte "peasant lady totally has to",13
.byte "share some of this with you,",13
.byte "right? At least that shiny,",13
.byte "clawed sceptre thing.",0

; robe
robe_description:
.byte "A propa peasant robe. It smells",13
.byte "freshly washed and has the",13
.byte "initials 'N.N' sewn onto the",13
.byte "tag.",0

; soda
soda_description:
.byte "A full bottle of popular soda.",0

; meatball sub
meatball_sub_description:
.byte "A piping hot meatball sub fresh",13
.byte "from the bottom of a dingy old",13
.byte "well. All you need is a bag of",13
.byte "chips and you've got a combo",13
.byte "meal!",0

; super trinket
super_trinket_description:
.byte "This super trinket is weird. It",13
.byte "looks like it could either kill",13
.byte "you or make you the hit of your",13
.byte "Christmas party.",0

; TrogHelmet
troghelmet_description:
.byte "The TrogHelmet is not screwing",13
.byte "around. It's a serious helmet.",13
.byte "It also protects against",13
.byte "harmful UV rays.",0

; TrogShield
trogshield_description:
.byte "Behold the TrogSheild! No",13
.byte "seriously, behold it. There's",13
.byte "no way Trogdor's fire breath can",13
.byte "penetrate this thing.",0

; TrogSword
trogsword_description:
.byte "The TrogSword is for real.",13
.byte "Hands-down the coolest item in",13
.byte "this whole game. You can't wait",13
.byte "to lop off that beefy arm of",13
.byte "Trogdor's with this guy.",0

; ???
map_description:

; t-shirt
tshirt_description:
.byte "This has got to be your favorite",13
.byte "T-Shirt ever. Oh, the times you",13
.byte "had at Scalding Lake. Canoeing,",13
.byte "fishing, stoning heathens. What",13
.byte "a Blast!",0