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122 lines
3.1 KiB
PHP
122 lines
3.1 KiB
PHP
; arrow
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arrow_description:
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.byte "Boy, you sure know how to pick",13
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.byte "em! This arrow's kinda pointy",13
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.byte "even!!",0
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; baby
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baby_description:
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.byte "Awww! Peasant babies are",13
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.byte "adorable. No wonder they fetch",13
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.byte "such a pretty penny on the black",13
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.byte "market.",0
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; kerrek belt
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kerrek_belt_description:
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.byte "Phew! This thing stinks like all",13
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.byte "getout. Why couldn't the Kerrek",13
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.byte "have kidnapped a hot wench or",13
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.byte "something that you coulda saved?",0
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; chicken feed
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chicken_feed_description:
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.byte "Woah! Gold nuggets! Oh",13
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.byte "wait...This is just chicken",13
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.byte "feed. Crap.",0
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; SuperTime FunBow TM
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funbow_description:
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.byte "This is a pretty fancy bow.",13
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.byte "You're suprised those shady",13
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.byte "archers give away such decent",13
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.byte "prizes. You half-expected gold",13
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.byte "fish in a bag.",0
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; monster maskus
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monster_maskus_description:
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.byte "Man, those pagans sure can make",13
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.byte "a freaky lookin mask when they",13
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.byte "want to. It's like those theatre",13
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.byte "masks' evil uncle or something.",0
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; pebbles
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pebbles_description:
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.byte "Woah! Gray chicken feed! Oh",13
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.byte "wait... those are just pebbles.",13
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.byte "Heavier than they look, though.",0
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; pills
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pills_description:
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.byte "The innkeeper's medication says",13
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.byte "it's supposed to treat ",34,"general",13
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.byte "oldness. May cause checkers",13
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.byte "playing, hiked-up pants, and",13
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.byte "overall pee smell.",34,0
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; riches
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riches_description:
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.byte "Riches, dude. Riches. That",13
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.byte "peasant lady totally has to",13
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.byte "share some of this with you,",13
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.byte "right? At least that shiny,",13
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.byte "clawed sceptre thing.",0
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; robe
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robe_description:
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.byte "A propa peasant robe. It smells",13
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.byte "freshly washed and has the",13
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.byte "initials 'N.N' sewn onto the",13
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.byte "tag.",0
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; soda
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soda_description:
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.byte "A full bottle of popular soda.",0
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; meatball sub
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meatball_sub_description:
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.byte "A piping hot meatball sub fresh",13
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.byte "from the bottom of a dingy old",13
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.byte "well. All you need is a bag of",13
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.byte "chips and you've got a combo",13
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.byte "meal!",0
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; super trinket
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super_trinket_description:
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.byte "This super trinket is weird. It",13
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.byte "looks like it could either kill",13
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.byte "you or make you the hit of your",13
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.byte "Christmas party.",0
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; TrogHelmet
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troghelmet_description:
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.byte "The TrogHelmet is not screwing",13
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.byte "around. It's a serious helmet.",13
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.byte "It also protects against",13
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.byte "harmful UV rays.",0
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; TrogShield
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trogshield_description:
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.byte "Behold the TrogSheild! No",13
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.byte "seriously, behold it. There's",13
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.byte "no way Trogdor's fire breath can",13
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.byte "penetrate this thing.",0
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; TrogSword
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trogsword_description:
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.byte "The TrogSword is for real.",13
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.byte "Hands-down the coolest item in",13
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.byte "this whole game. You can't wait",13
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.byte "to lop off that beefy arm of",13
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.byte "Trogdor's with this guy.",0
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; ???
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map_description:
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; t-shirt
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tshirt_description:
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.byte "This has got to be your favorite",13
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.byte "T-Shirt ever. Oh, the times you",13
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.byte "had at Scalding Lake. Canoeing,",13
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.byte "fishing, stoning heathens. What",13
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.byte "a Blast!",0
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