257 lines
5.9 KiB
PHP
257 lines
5.9 KiB
PHP
;==================
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; Anywhere
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;==================
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; Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head
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inside_inn_pot_on_head_message:
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.byte "You need to get out of",13
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.byte "there before that smelly",13
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.byte "octogenarian gets back.",0
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; After jumping in the haystack, go to any screen except Jhonka
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; both hay and mud go away
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hay_blown_away_message:
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.byte "Drat. The winds are heavy",13
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.byte "on all but a couple of key",13
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.byte "screens... looks like",13
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.byte "you're no longer in stealth",13
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.byte "mode.",0
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; TODO
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; when it's night
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; after you've walked through (???) screens?
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; unclear how this works
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.byte "Man, screens sure get light",13
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.byte "fast around here.",0
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; + get/wear belt (after getting it)
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wear_belt_message:
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.byte "You're already wearing it.",13
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.byte "Too bad you smell like the",13
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.byte "trash barge off Peasant",13
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.byte "Isle.",0
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; + wear mask (after getting it)
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wear_mask_message:
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.byte "Not on this screen. You've",13
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.byte "got your image to think",13
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.byte "about. Actually, you might",13
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.byte "want to start deliberating",13
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.byte "on that right now.",0
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; +3 points
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; + wear robe (after getting it)
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wear_robe_message:
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.byte "You slip into the vintage",13
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.byte "robe. It smells like",13
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.byte "grampa's lap. Now you're",13
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.byte "lookin like a serious",13
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.byte "peasant.",0
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; + wear robe (already wearing)
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wear_robe_already_message:
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.byte "You're already in the old",13
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.byte "skool robe. Represent.",0
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; + wear robe (not in inventory)
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wear_robe_none_message:
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.byte "You don't have anything but",13
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.byte "your 'Scalding Lake'",13
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.byte "t-shirt.",0
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wear_robe_none_message2:
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.byte "And pants. Forgot to",13
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.byte "mention the pants.",0
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; + look trees
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look_trees_message:
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.byte "You are an incredibly",13
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.byte "boring person.",0
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; + ask about (unknown)
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unknown_ask_message:
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.byte "Ask about what?",0
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; + boo
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boo_message:
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.byte "Scared me.",0
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; + cheat
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cheat_message:
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.byte "Meh.",0
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; + dan (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere)
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dan_message:
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.byte "Dan's still okay. Got a",13
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.byte "place on Dekalb with Rick",13
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.byte "and his wife. Slimmed up a",13
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.byte "bit and looking towards the",13
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.byte "future.",0
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; + dance (anywhere)
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dance_message:
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.byte "You'd rather just stand",13
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.byte "here and soak up the scene.",0
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; + die (anywhere) (Warning: This kills you.)
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die_message:
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.byte "That wasn't very smart. You",13
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.byte "dead.",0
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; + drink
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drink_message:
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.byte "For simplicity's sake you",13
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.byte "are immune to hunger and",13
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.byte "thirst in this game. So you",13
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.byte "got that going for you.",0
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drink_message2:
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.byte "Which is nice.",0
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; + quit (Warning: The game actually does quit.)
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quit_message:
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.byte "Well fine Boring Sanders!",13
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.byte "Hope you saved your game",13
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.byte "cause it is OVER between",13
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.byte "us!",0
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; + map (before you find it)
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map_message:
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.byte "We are neither confirming",13
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.byte "nor denying the presence of",13
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.byte "a map in this game, but",13
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.byte "irridisregardless, you",13
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.byte "don't have one.",0
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; + party
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party_message:
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.byte "You are part of the Whig",13
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.byte "party. They are making",13
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.byte "gangrene-awareness their",13
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.byte "number one campaign",13
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.byte "priority.",0
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; + what the f- / this sucks
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what_message:
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.byte "Come now. Don't get",13
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.byte "discouraged.",0
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; + where (offset 22)
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where_message:
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.byte "You're hanging out in",13
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where_message_offset:
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.byte " ",0
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; + why
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why_message:
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.byte "I wish I knew.",0
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; + haldo
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haldo_message:
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.byte "That's totally not",13
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.byte "Dongolev.",0
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; + smell/sniff
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smell_message:
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.byte "Smells like a computer",13
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.byte "game.",0
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; + pwd (offset 17)
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pwd_message:
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.byte "~peasantsquest/",13
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pwd_message_offset:
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.byte " ",0
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; + go _____
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go_message:
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.byte "Use the arrow keys, pal.",13
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.byte "Just like a joypad only",13
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.byte "more like your day job.",0
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; + ditch/drop baby (if you have it)
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ditch_baby_message:
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.byte "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!",0
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; + ditch/drop/deploy/use baby (after baby left)
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; + drop baby, throw baby (before getting the baby)
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no_baby_message:
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.byte "You don't even have two",13
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.byte "babies to rub together.",0
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; + climb tree (day)
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climb_tree_message:
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.byte "But then your hands would",13
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.byte "get all sappy.",0
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; + climb tree (at night?)
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; (wiki says: after getting room at inn but that doesn't seem to be right)
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climb_tree_night_message:
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.byte "Naw. That's dumb. Do better.",0
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; ???? steal
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; + get/take
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get_message:
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.byte "You probably WISH you could",13
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.byte "get that.",0
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; + get pebbles/rocks (after you've gotten them)
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get_pebbles_message:
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.byte "Come now. We've been",13
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.byte "through this jaunty little",13
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.byte "bit before. You took them",13
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.byte "from the half lake screen",13
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.byte "with the cattail and stuff.",0
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; + give
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give_message:
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.byte "You don't need to give",13
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.byte "that now.",0
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; + throw baby (anywhere but the west side of the lake)
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throw_baby_yes_message:
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.byte "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace",13
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.byte "else.",0
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; + talk
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talk_noone_message:
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.byte "It's sad when you have to",13
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.byte "make up people to talk to.",0
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; + look (at anything irrelevant)
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look_irrelevant_message:
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.byte "You don't need to look at",13
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.byte "that.",0
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; TODO
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; + look (at something previously in your inventory but now gone)
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.byte "You used to have one,",13
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.byte "before the great item",13
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.byte "blight of 402. Check your",13
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.byte "INVENTORY to read about it.",0
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; TODO
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; + look (at something currently in your inventory)
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.byte "You've totally got one of",13
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.byte "those! Check your",13
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.byte "INVENTORY to give'r a",13
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.byte "serious looksee.",0
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; + load
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; + save
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; + show priority
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; + version
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; + copy
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unknown_message:
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.byte "I don't understand. Type",13
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.byte "HELP for assistances.",0
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help_message:
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.byte "Type LOOK to see your",13
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.byte "surroundings. Type",13
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.byte "INVENTORY or INV to see",13
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.byte "your stuff. Type WHERE to",13
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.byte "see the name of the place",13
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.byte "you're in. Type SAVE or",13
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.byte "LOAD to save or load your",13
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.byte "game.",0
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