363 lines
9.6 KiB
PHP
363 lines
9.6 KiB
PHP
;============
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; Cliff Base
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;============
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; + look
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cliff_base_look_message:
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.byte "You're at the base of a",13
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.byte "very climbable cliff that",13
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.byte "leads to Trogdor's",13
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.byte "lair. This cliff is huge -",13
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.byte "the kind where rocks start",13
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.byte "falling down the minute you",13
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.byte "try to climb it.",0
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; + climb (walks to center of cliff)
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cliff_base_climb_message:
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.byte "With a new determination",13
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.byte "you dig your fingers into",13
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.byte "the cliff face and begin to",13
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.byte "haul yourself up the",13
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.byte "mountain like you were in a",13
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.byte "sports drink commercial.",0
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cliff_base_climb2_message:
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.byte "The mountain starts",13
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.byte "rumbling and big loose",13
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.byte "boulders start tumblin",13
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.byte "down. You'd best avoid",13
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.byte "thems.",0
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;=============
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; Cliff
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;=============
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; (Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff)
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; {You fall to the ground and lie in a heap}
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.byte "Oops! You climbed real bad.",13
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.byte "You knew that you were",13
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.byte "AVOIDING the rocks, right?",13
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.byte "Not collecting them.",13
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.byte "Anyways, nice try. You",13
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.byte "dead. Thanks for playing.",0
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;===================
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; Cliffland Heights
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;===================
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; arrive
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; +3 POINTS (maybe at the top?)
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.byte "Nice jorb climbing the",13
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.byte "cliff. You have a real way",13
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.byte "with those arrow keys.",0
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; + look
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cliff_heights_look_at_message:
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.byte "Wow! It sure gets creepy",13
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.byte "fast around here! What with",13
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.byte "all the lightning and the",13
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.byte "scary cave entrances.",0
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; + look bone/skull
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cliff_heights_look_bone_message:
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.byte "You can't be sure but you",13
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.byte "think those are dead person",13
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.byte "bones.",0
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; + look cave
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cliff_heights_look_cave_message:
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.byte "The cave entrance beckons",13
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.byte "to you like a hot mutton",13
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.byte "sandwich might.",0
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; + look lightning
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cliff_heights_look_lightning_message:
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.byte "Scary. Like Auntie",13
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.byte "Gerelda's crow's feet.",0
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; + climb cliff (at top)
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cliff_heights_climb_message:
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.byte "They don't show how the",13
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.byte "sports-drink people get",13
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.byte "down from the cliff. You've",13
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.byte "no idea how to start.",0
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; + get/take/steal bone/skull
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cliff_heights_get_bone_message:
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.byte "Eww. No. Grody. You're",13
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.byte "grody. No. Eww.",0
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;======================================
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; Trogdor's Outer Sanctum / Outer Cave
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;======================================
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; note: if you don't have the item, it doesn't give
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; you an option and launches directly into the quiz
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; +5 POINTS (give sub or answer question)
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; +5 POINTS (give soda or answer question)
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; +5 POINTS (give pills or answer question)
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; Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)"
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; after being apporached by a Keeper
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.byte "I think he wants something",13
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.byte "from your inventory. Or you",13
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.byte "could just tell him ",34,"take",13
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.byte "the quiz",34,0
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; + look
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cave_outer_look_message:
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.byte "There are 3 openings with a",13
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.byte "little cliff in front of",13
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.byte "each. A beaded curtain",13
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.byte "hangs in a doorway on the",13
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.byte "far wall.",0
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; + look curtain/beads
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cave_outer_look_curtain_message:
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.byte "That thing's awesome. You",13
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.byte "always wanted one for your",13
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.byte "dorm room but your roommate",13
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.byte "was a total drag and said",13
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.byte "no.",0
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; + look door
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cave_outer_look_door_message:
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.byte "A wicked beaded curtain",13
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.byte "hangs in the doorway.",0
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; + look openings
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cave_outer_look_openings_message:
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.byte "They're mysterious and out",13
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.byte "of reach. Like girls were",13
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.byte "to you in high school.",0
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; + look skeleton
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cave_outer_look_skeleton_message:
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.byte "You can't be sure but you",13
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.byte "think those are dead person",13
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.byte "bones.",0
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;=========================
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; First Keeper
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;=========================
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; + (approached by first keeper)
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.byte "Foolish peasant! How dare",13
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.byte "you enter this fairly",13
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.byte "sacred chamber!",0
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.byte "You explain that you're",13
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.byte "here to smote Trogdor and",13
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.byte "if he doesn't get outta",13
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.byte "your way, him too!",0
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.byte "You cannot vanquish",13
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.byte "Trogdor! Only the Three",13
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.byte "Keepers of Trogdor hold the",13
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.byte "tools with which to destroy",13
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.byte "the Burninator. The",13
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.byte "Trog-Shield, the",13
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.byte "Trog-Helmet, and the",13
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.byte "Trog-Sword.",0
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.byte "And the only way we'll give",13
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.byte "them up is if you answer",13
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.byte "the three Trog-Trivia",13
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.byte "questions correctly.",0
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.byte "Unless you happen to have",13
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.byte "something to eat on ya.",13
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.byte "Then we could forego my",13
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.byte "question.",0
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; can't leave or do anything except take quiz or give sub
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; prints a message saying so
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; take quiz
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.byte "Your shake off the Keeper of",13
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.byte "Trogdor's request.",13
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.byte "Seriously - this guy should",13
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.byte "get a job.",0
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.byte "Okay here goes. What did you win from the Archery game?",13
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.byte "A. SuperBow FunTime TM",13
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.byte "B. SuperTime FunBow TM",13 ; correct
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.byte "C. SuperFun BowTime TM",0
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.byte "Okay here goes. What does",13
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.byte "Mendelev have you tell",13
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.byte "Dongolev?",13
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.byte "A. Haldo",13 ; correct
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.byte "B. Hallo",13
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.byte "C. Allo",0
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.byte "Okay here goes. What is the only creature the Jhonka fears?",13
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.byte "A. Poor Gary",13
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.byte "B. The Baby",13
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.byte "C. The Kerrek",0 ; correct
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; Response to Correct Answer
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.byte 34,"Ah crap! You're right.",13
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.byte "Here, take this stupid",13
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.byte "Trog-Shield!",0
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; Response to Incorrect Answer
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.byte "Sorry peasant! You fail! And as punishment, you will be turned into... RON CUMBERDALE!!",0
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.byte "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is.",0
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.byte "Just this kid from 4th grade that I really hated. But he was a BIG LOSER and HE SMELLED!",0
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.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But there's no way you could defeat Trogdor as Ron Cumberdale. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0
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; + give sub, sandwich
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.byte "No way! I was just kidding",13
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.byte "but you've really got a",13
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.byte "meatball sub. This rules!",13
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.byte "Here, you can have the",13
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.byte "Trog-Shield.",0
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; you now have the shield and can leave if you want
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;=========================
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; Second Keeper
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;=========================
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; + (approached by second keeper)
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.byte "Hold, peasant! You must",13
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.byte "answer the second dreaded",13
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.byte "Trog-Trivia question!",0
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.byte "Or we could call it even if",13
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.byte "I had an ice cold drink",13
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.byte "right now.",0
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; take quiz
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; + get a job again
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.byte "Listen careful now. Which one of these letters is the letter C?",13
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.byte "A. B",13
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.byte "B. C",13 ; correct
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.byte "C. A",0
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.byte "Listen careful now. How many berry bushes are there in the whole kingdom of Peasantry?",13
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.byte "A. 4",13
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.byte "B. 5",13
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.byte "C. 6 ",0
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.byte "Listen careful now. What",13
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.byte "was the Innkeeper's pantry",13
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.byte "full of?",13
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.byte "A. Epsom Salts",13
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.byte "B. Epson Printers",13
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.byte "C. Old Man Rub",0 ; correct
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; Response to Correct Answer
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.byte 34,"That's right. Oh. This",13
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.byte "sucks. Guess I have to give",13
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.byte "you this Trog-Helmet.",13
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.byte "Dang.",0
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; Response to Incorrect Answer
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.byte "WRONG! You are hereby cursed to write corny folk songs for the rest of eternity! The kind that only OLD PEOPLE LIKE!!",0
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.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But you certainly can't face Trogdor after writing 'Wheat Grows Sweet, But My Gal's Sweeter'. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0
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; + give soda
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.byte "Sweet deal, peasant. I",13
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.byte "underestimated you. Wear",13
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.byte "this Trog-Helmet with",13
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.byte "style.",0
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;=========================
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; Third Keeper
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;=========================
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; + (approached by third keeper)
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.byte "Think you're pretty hot",13
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.byte "stuff, eh? Let's see you",13
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.byte "answer the deadly and",13
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.byte "pretty impossible THIRD",13
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.byte "TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0
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.byte "That is, unless you've got",13
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.byte "something for my lower",13
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.byte "back. Man, it's killin me!",0
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; .take quiz
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; + get a job again
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.byte "Riddle me this. To whom",13
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.byte "did the robe you're wearing",13
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.byte "originally belong?",13
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.byte "A. Nobleman Nicholas",13
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.byte "B. Nina Neverawesome",13
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.byte "C. Naked Ned",0 ; correct
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.byte "Riddle me this. What color are the leaves on the tree that grows by the well?",13
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.byte "A. Orange",13
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.byte "B. Green",13
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.byte "C. Yellow",0
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.byte "Riddle me this. Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow?",13
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.byte "A. West to East",13
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.byte "B. Northwest to South",13
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.byte "C. Northeast to Southwest",0
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; Response to Correct Answer
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.byte "Uh oh. You got it right.",13
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.byte "Trogdor's gonna kill me.",13
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.byte "Okay, you can have the",13
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.byte "Trog-Sword. Just promise",13
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.byte "not to kill any Trogdor's",13 ; [sic]
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.byte "with it, kay?",0
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.byte "You just stare at the",13
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.byte "Keeper blankly.",0
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.byte 34,"Okay fine! You can have",13
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.byte "the dumb thing anyways.",13
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.byte "Trogdor's through the",13
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.byte "beaded curtain over there.",34,0
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; now print "fabled Trog-sword" below
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; Response to Incorrect Answer
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.byte "YES! I was hoping you'd get mine wrong. No Trog-Sword for you. In fact, no skin for you either!",0
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.byte "Wow. You sure dead. You had a good run, though. Thanks for playin.",0
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; Response if not A, B, or C
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; then print following followed by repeat of question
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.byte "Peasant fool! Choose A, B,",13
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.byte "or C!",0
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; + give pills
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.byte "Whoa! Where'd you find this",13
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.byte "stuff? I don't think this",13
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.byte "is even legal anymore.",13
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.byte "These babies'll definitely",13
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.byte "smote LUMBAGO the, um,",13
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.byte "LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0
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; lift sword and it gleams
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; bead curtain parts
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.byte "The fabled Trog-Sword is",13
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.byte "yours. You now have the",13
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.byte "means to strike down",13
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.byte "Trogdor. Good luck,",13
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.byte "peasant.",0
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; + climb cliff
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cave_outer_climb_message:
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.byte "Nope. It's too sheer.",0
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