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+This software is licensed under the "Anyone But Richard M Stallman"
+(ABRMS) license, described below. No other licenses may apply.
+
+
+--------------------------------------------
+The "Anyone But Richard M Stallman" license
+--------------------------------------------
+
+Do anything you want with this program, with the exceptions listed
+below under "EXCEPTIONS".
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITH NO WARRANTY OF ANY KIND.
+
+In the unlikely event that you happen to make a zillion bucks off of
+this, then good for you; consider buying a homeless person a meal.
+
+
+EXCEPTIONS
+----------
+
+Richard M Stallman (the guy behind GNU, etc.) may not make use of or
+redistribute this program or any of its derivatives.