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117 lines
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PHP
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# Cliff Base
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# + look
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You're at the base of a very climbable cliff that leads to Trogdor's lair. This cliff is huge - the kind where rocks start falling down the minute you try to climb it.
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# + climb
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With a new determination you dig your fingers into the cliff face and begin to haul yourself up the mountain like you were in a sports drink commercial
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The mountain starts rumbling and big loose boulders start tumblin down. You'd best avoid thems.
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# Cliff
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# (Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff) — {You fall to the ground and lie in a heap}
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Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.
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# Cliffland Heights
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# + look
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Wow! It sure gets creepy fast around here! What with all the lightning and scary cave entrances.
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# + look bone/skull
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You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones.
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# + look cave
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The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might.
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# + look lightning
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Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet.
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# + (successfully climbing the cliff without dying)
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Nice jorb climbing the cliff. You have a real way with those arrow keys.
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# + climb cliff (at top)
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They don't show how the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start.
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# + get/take/steal bone/skull
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Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
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#######################################
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# Trogdor's Outer Sanctum / Outer Cave
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# Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)"
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# after being apporached by a Keeper
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I think he wants something from your inventory. Or you could just tell him "take the quiz"
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# + look
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There are 3 openings with a little cliff in front of each. A beaded curtain hangs in a doorway on the far wall.
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# + look curtain/beads
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That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no.
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# + look door
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A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway.
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# + look openings
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They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school.
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# + look skeleton
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You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones.
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# + (approached by first keeper)
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Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber!
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You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too!
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You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword.
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And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.
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Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question.
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# + give sandwich
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No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield.
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# + (approached by second keeper)
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Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!
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Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now.
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# + give soda
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Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style.
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# + (approached by third keeper)
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Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!
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That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me!
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# + give pills
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Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!!
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The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.
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# + climb cliff
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Nope. It's too sheer.
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# Trogdor's Posh Lair / Inner Cave
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# Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up
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Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him. Trogdor's Posh Lair
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# (Walk too close to Trogdor while he's asleep)
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# {Trogdor burninates you without waking up}
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Yow. Looks like you got a little too close. You dead. Maybe next time don't get too close.
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# + look
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You're in a giant cavern which houses a giant dragon. You didn't shrink or anything.
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# + look trogdor (while he's asleep)
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Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore.
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# + look trogdor (when he's awake)
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Trogdor is looming menacingly over you with a tiny wee sword stuck in his belly. He looks like he's gonna kill you really soon.
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# + (enter Trogdor's cave)
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the beaded curtain slams shut behind you. There's no turning back now.
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# + throw sword
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This is it! You hurl the Trog-Sword with all your might at the sleeping Burninator.
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Now you've done it! Trogdor's awake and the Trog-Sword doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot.
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Your legs lock in fear, your eyes glaze over and you wish for some Depeasant adult undergarments. But you think you hear Trogdor whimpering!
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Aw crap, that's you whimpering. At least your voice still works, I guess.
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# + talk trogdor
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You scream that your name is Rather Dashing and that Trogdor burninated your cottage and you're here for revenge!
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"Sup, mortal," booms Trogdor. "I really appreciate you making the effort to come all the way up here and vanquish me and all. But, I'm kinda indestructible."
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"Yeah, I can't be killed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that to you. I'll admit though, you've gotten farther than anybody else ever has. I bet they'll make a statue or something in honor of you somewheres."
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"I can honestly say it'll be a pleasure and an honor to burninate you, Rather Dashing."
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Aw that sure was nice of him!
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Congratulations! You've won! No one can kill Trogdor but you came closer than anybody ever! Way to go!
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# + attack trogdor (when he's asleep)
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Like how?
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# + wake up trogdor
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'Troggie...', you murmur. 'Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school.' He's not budging.
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# + kill / slay trogdor (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair)
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Like how?
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# + talk trogdor (while he's asleep)
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You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though.
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