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; Kerrek Tracks 1 / 2 ( top or bottom footprints ? )
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; ( Walk too close to the Kerrek ) — { The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground }
. byte " Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing. " , 0
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; + 5 POINTS
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; + shoot Kerrek with bow
. byte " Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus " , 0
. byte " ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking. " , 0
. byte " A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you. " , 0
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; + 10 POINTS
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; + get belt
. byte " You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now. " , 0
; + look
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kerrek_look_at_message :
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. byte " There are large hoof prints " , 13
. byte " in the grass here. " , 0
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; + look ( no Kerrek )
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. byte " There are large hoof prints " , 13
. byte " in the the grass here. And " , 13
. byte " it smells like a public latrine. " , 0
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; + look ( living Kerrek )
; + look footprints / tracks ( living Kerrek )
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. byte " It's the Kerrek, you moron! " , 13
. byte " Get outta here! " , 0
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; + look footprints / tracks ( Kerrek not present )
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. byte " If you weren't a simpleton " , 13
. byte " you might think these were " , 13
. byte " Kerrek prints. But since " , 13
. byte " you are a simpleton, you " , 13
. byte " just go, " , 34 , " Yay! Piggies! " , 34 , 0
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; + look ( dead Kerrek )
. byte " There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass. " , 0
; + look ( rotting Kerrek )
. byte " There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek. " , 0
; + look ( skeletal Kerrek )
. byte " There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here. " , 0
; + buy kerrek a cold one ( in the Kerrek 's domain while he' s still alive )
; ( Warning : This speeds the Kerrek up , so be careful . )
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. byte " The kerrek is a teetotaller " , 13
. byte " and is offended by your " , 13
. byte " offer. You've really " , 13
. byte " cheesed him off now. " , 0
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; + make friends with kerrek
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. byte " Look, it didn't work for " , 13
. byte " Strongbad and it's not " , 13
. byte " gonna work for you either. " , 0
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; + load / save ( while he ' s still alive )
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. byte " You can't be fumbling with " , 13
. byte " a floppy while the Kerrek " , 13
. byte " is bearing down on you. " , 0
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; + kill kerrek ( he is there , no bow or arrow )
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. byte " With what?! You got no " , 13
. byte " weapons except your " , 13
. byte " butter-knife wit. " , 0
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; + kill kerrek ( he is there , you have arrow but not bow )
. byte " With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him? " , 0
; + kill kerrek ( he is there , you have bow , not arrow
. byte " With what?! You got no arrow, fool! " , 0
; + kill kerrek ( he is dead )
. byte " Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums. " , 0
; + kill kerrek ( he is not there )
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. byte " Good idea. But you kinda " , 13
. byte " need the actual Kerrek to " , 13
. byte " be here for that to work. " , 0
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; + get arrow ( after killing )
. byte " Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now. " , 0
; + get kerrek
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. byte " Well, he does smell real " , 13
. byte " bad. But he's a bit too big " , 13
. byte " to fit in your pocket. " , 0
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; + look belt ( still alive )
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. byte " Yecch. I wouldn't touch " , 13
. byte " that unless it was, like, " , 13
. byte " an important quest item or " , 13
. byte " something. " , 0
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; + look kerrek ( immediately after killing him )
. byte " He dead. And the only thing of value on him is his stinky belt buckle. " , 0
; + look kerrek ( immediately after taking the belt )
. byte " He dead. " , 0
; + look kerrek ( while he ' s decomposing )
. byte " He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse. " , 0
; + look kerrek ( when he ' s all bones )
. byte " He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man. " , 0
; + talk kerrek ( while he is alive )
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. byte 34 , " Me llamo Julio, " , 34 , " you " , 13
. byte " begin... It seems only to " , 13
. byte " further anger the already " , 13
. byte " tempramental Kerrek. That " , 13
. byte " stupid " , 34 , " Learn Kerrek in 3 " , 13
. byte " Weeks " , 34 , " cassette did " , 13
. byte " nothing for you! " , 0
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