.byte"Hey! There's a rotten ol' horse over there!",0
;+lookfence(beforescaringhim)
.byte"A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks.",0
;+lookfence(afterscaringhim)
.byte"It's got a big ol' hole in it. For walking through.",0
;+lookflies(beforescaringhim)
.byte"A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt.",0
;+lookhorse(beforescaringhim)
.byte"This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide.",0
;+lookstump
.byte"You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump.",0
;+wearmask
.byte"You slip on the hideous monster maskus.",0
.byte"You scared the crap outta Poor Gary! He broke on through to the other side!",0
;+wearmask(afterscaringhim)
;+kick/kill/punchpoorgary(afterscaring)
.byte"Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go./Let go!",0
;+breakstump/sitonstump
.byte"Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!",0
;+feedhorse(beforehe'sgone)
.byte"There's a good chance that horse has NEVER eaten. I doubt he'll start now.",0
;+ridehorse/poorgary(beforehe'sgone)
.byte"Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school.",0
;+pethorse/poorgary(beforehe'sgone)
.byte"Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off.",0
;+scarehorse(beforegettingthemask)
.byte"You tell Gary the THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!! one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before. or: You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off. or: You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him.",0
.byte"You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
;+killflies(beforescaringhim)
.byte"Those flies and that horse's butt have a symbiotic relationship. You have no right to disrupt that.",0
;+climb/jumpfencebeforescaring)
.byte"No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry.",0
;+climb/jumpfenceafterscaring)
.byte"More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea.",0
;+getflies(beforescaringhim)
.byte"You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt.",0
;+talkgary(whenhe'sthere)
.byte"Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people.",0
.byte"ice try. Ditch the baby at the bottom of the well, eh? Thought you'd be able to just walk away and it's nothing by mead and wenches from now on, huh? Well guess what? You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
;+look
.byte"There's a really generic well here. Oh, and apparently it's autumn on this screen.",0
;+lookwell
.byte"Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks.",0
;+lookcrank(beforeputtingpebblesinthebucket)
.byte"It looks rusted in place.",0
;+lookcrank(afterputtingpebblesinthebucket)
.byte"That is a bonafide crank. It seems to work now.",0
;+lookinwell
.byte"It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too.",0
;+looktree
.byte"That's one orange tree alright.",0
;+putpebblesinbucket
.byte"You plunk all your pebbles into the bucket. The weight causes it to descend to the bottom of the well with a quickness!",0
;+turncrank(beforepebbles,faraway)
.byte"You can't reach from there.",0
;+turncrank(beforepebbles,close)
.byte"It won't budge. Maybe if there was something heavy in that bucket...",0
;+turncrank(pebbles)
.byte"The crank seems to have loosened and you haul the bucket back up. What's this? Why there's a monster maskus in there! No doubt leftover from some pagan ritual. Silly pagans.",0
.byte"You grab up the scary moster maskus. Man, this thing could scare a horse!",0
;+turncrank(aftermask,faraway)
.byte"You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank.",0
;+turncrank(aftermask,close,firsttime)
.byte"Down she goes! You could do this all day!",0
;+turncrank(aftermask,close,secondtime)
.byte"The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles.",0
;+turncrank(baby)
.byte"You haul the bucket back up. Lucky for you, the baby is still in it and appears to be unscathed. As a bonus, it looks like he found a Meatball sub down there. Score! You take the sub.",0
.byte"Oh, and the baby. You take the baby.",0
;+putbabyinbucket
.byte"Okay, Father of the Year. You put a baby in a bucket and it quickly descends deep into the well. Yours is a black, black heart.",0
;+usepebbles
.byte"What do you propose to do with them? Discuss.",0
;+makewish
.byte"This isn't that kind of well. This is a plaguewater well.",0
;+deploy/drop/usebaby
.byte"Like where?",0
;+climbinbucket
.byte"Your butt is too big.",0
;+climbinwell
.byte"No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that.",0
;+get/take/stealbucket
.byte"You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots.",0
;+throwbaby
.byte"Throw it where?",0
;+putbaby
.byte"Where you wanna toss em?",0
;+putbabyinbucket/well(beforebaby/afterbaby)
.byte"Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now.",0
;+putbabyinbucket(toofar)
.byte"You're not that keen a shot. Try standing a little closer.",0
;+putbabyinbucket(aftersub)
.byte"Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but -- thin or not -- we've got a plot to advance here.",0
;+put(anythingelse)inbucket
.byte"That's not heavy enough to weigh down the bucket.",0
;+putbabyinwell
.byte"Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!",0
;+putpebbles
.byte"Where you wanna toss em?",0
;+putpebbles/rocksinbucket(don'thavethem)
.byte"Find some pebbles first and you might have the makings of a good idea. About time.",0
;+putpebbles/rocksinbucket(aftermask)
.byte"We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?",0
;+putpebbles/rocksinwell(youhavethem)
.byte"Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks",0