peasant: add in more text from ending

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Vince Weaver 2021-11-16 23:34:52 -05:00
parent fafb1b30c6
commit 1093954ca7
2 changed files with 318 additions and 47 deletions

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@ -35,7 +35,12 @@ cliff_base_climb2_message:
; (Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff)
; {You fall to the ground and lie in a heap}
.byte "Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
.byte "Oops! You climbed real bad.",13
.byte "You knew that you were",13
.byte "AVOIDING the rocks, right?",13
.byte "Not collecting them.",13
.byte "Anyways, nice try. You",13
.byte "dead. Thanks for playing.",0
;===================
; Cliffland Heights
@ -93,7 +98,10 @@ cliff_heights_get_bone_message:
; Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)"
; after being apporached by a Keeper
.byte "I think he wants something from your inventory. Or you could just tell him ",34,"take the quiz",34,0
.byte "I think he wants something",13
.byte "from your inventory. Or you",13
.byte "could just tell him ",34,"take",13
.byte "the quiz",34,0
; + look
cave_outer_look_message:
@ -128,33 +136,223 @@ cave_outer_look_skeleton_message:
.byte "think those are dead person",13
.byte "bones.",0
; + (approached by first keeper)
.byte "Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber!",0
.byte "You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too!",0
.byte "You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword.",0
.byte "And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.",0
.byte "Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question.",0
;=========================
; First Keeper
;=========================
; + give sandwich
.byte "No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield.",0
; + (approached by first keeper)
.byte "Foolish peasant! How dare",13
.byte "you enter this fairly",13
.byte "sacred chamber!",0
.byte "You explain that you're",13
.byte "here to smote Trogdor and",13
.byte "if he doesn't get outta",13
.byte "your way, him too!",0
.byte "You cannot vanquish",13
.byte "Trogdor! Only the Three",13
.byte "Keepers of Trogdor hold the",13
.byte "tools with which to destroy",13
.byte "the Burninator. The",13
.byte "Trog-Shield, the",13
.byte "Trog-Helmet, and the",13
.byte "Trog-Sword.",0
.byte "And the only way we'll give",13
.byte "them up is if you answer",13
.byte "the three Trog-Trivia",13
.byte "questions correctly.",0
.byte "Unless you happen to have",13
.byte "something to eat on ya.",13
.byte "Then we could forego my",13
.byte "question.",0
; can't leave or do anything except take quiz or give sub
; prints a message saying so
; take quiz
.byte "Your shake off the Keeper of",13
.byte "Trogdor's request.",13
.byte "Seriously - this guy should",13
.byte "get a job.",0
.byte "Okay here goes. What did you win from the Archery game?",13
.byte "A. SuperBow FunTime TM",13
.byte "B. SuperTime FunBow TM",13 ; correct
.byte "C. SuperFun BowTime TM",0
.byte "Okay here goes. What does",13
.byte "Mendelev have you tell",13
.byte "Dongolev?",13
.byte "A. Haldo",13 ; correct
.byte "B. Hallo",13
.byte "C. Allo",0
.byte "Okay here goes. What is the only creature the Jhonka fears?",13
.byte "A. Poor Gary",13
.byte "B. The Baby",13
.byte "C. The Kerrek",0 ; correct
; Response to Correct Answer
.byte 34,"Ah crap! You're right.",13
.byte "Here, take this stupid",13
.byte "Trog-Shield!",0
; Response to Incorrect Answer
.byte "Sorry peasant! You fail! And as punishment, you will be turned into... RON CUMBERDALE!!",0
.byte "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is.",0
.byte "Just this kid from 4th grade that I really hated. But he was a BIG LOSER and HE SMELLED!",0
.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But there's no way you could defeat Trogdor as Ron Cumberdale. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0
; + give sub, sandwich
.byte "No way! I was just kidding",13
.byte "but you've really got a",13
.byte "meatball sub. This rules!",13
.byte "Here, you can have the",13
.byte "Trog-Shield.",0
; you now have the shield and can leave if you want
;=========================
; Second Keeper
;=========================
; + (approached by second keeper)
.byte "Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!",0
.byte "Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now.",0
.byte "Hold, peasant! You must",13
.byte "answer the second dreaded",13
.byte "Trog-Trivia question!",0
.byte "Or we could call it even if",13
.byte "I had an ice cold drink",13
.byte "right now.",0
; take quiz
; + get a job again
.byte "Listen careful now. Which one of these letters is the letter C?",13
.byte "A. B",13
.byte "B. C",13 ; correct
.byte "C. A",0
.byte "Listen careful now. How many berry bushes are there in the whole kingdom of Peasantry?",13
.byte "A. 4",13
.byte "B. 5",13
.byte "C. 6 ",0
.byte "Listen careful now. What",13
.byte "was the Innkeeper's pantry",13
.byte "full of?",13
.byte "A. Epsom Salts",13
.byte "B. Epson Printers",13
.byte "C. Old Man Rub",0 ; correct
; Response to Correct Answer
.byte 34,"That's right. Oh. This",13
.byte "sucks. Guess I have to give",13
.byte "you this Trog-Helmet.",13
.byte "Dang.",0
; Response to Incorrect Answer
.byte "WRONG! You are hereby cursed to write corny folk songs for the rest of eternity! The kind that only OLD PEOPLE LIKE!!",0
.byte "Well, you not exactly dead. But you certainly can't face Trogdor after writing 'Wheat Grows Sweet, But My Gal's Sweeter'. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.",0
; + give soda
.byte "Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style.",0
.byte "Sweet deal, peasant. I",13
.byte "underestimated you. Wear",13
.byte "this Trog-Helmet with",13
.byte "style.",0
;=========================
; Third Keeper
;=========================
; + (approached by third keeper)
.byte "Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0
.byte "That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me!",0
.byte "Think you're pretty hot",13
.byte "stuff, eh? Let's see you",13
.byte "answer the deadly and",13
.byte "pretty impossible THIRD",13
.byte "TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0
.byte "That is, unless you've got",13
.byte "something for my lower",13
.byte "back. Man, it's killin me!",0
; .take quiz
; + get a job again
.byte "Riddle me this. To whom",13
.byte "did the robe you're wearing",13
.byte "originally belong?",13
.byte "A. Nobleman Nicholas",13
.byte "B. Nina Neverawesome",13
.byte "C. Naked Ned",0 ; correct
.byte "Riddle me this. What color are the leaves on the tree that grows by the well?",13
.byte "A. Orange",13
.byte "B. Green",13
.byte "C. Yellow",0
.byte "Riddle me this. Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow?",13
.byte "A. West to East",13
.byte "B. Northwest to South",13
.byte "C. Northeast to Southwest",0
; Response to Correct Answer
.byte "Uh oh. You got it right.",13
.byte "Trogdor's gonna kill me.",13
.byte "Okay, you can have the",13
.byte "Trog-Sword. Just promise",13
.byte "not to kill any Trogdor's",13 ; [sic]
.byte "with it, kay?",0
.byte "You just stare at the",13
.byte "Keeper blankly.",0
.byte 34,"Okay fine! You can have",13
.byte "the dumb thing anyways.",13
.byte "Trogdor's through the",13
.byte "beaded curtain over there.",34,0
; now print "fabled Trog-sword" below
; Response to Incorrect Answer
.byte "YES! I was hoping you'd get mine wrong. No Trog-Sword for you. In fact, no skin for you either!",0
.byte "Wow. You sure dead. You had a good run, though. Thanks for playin.",0
; Response if not A, B, or C
; then print following followed by repeat of question
.byte "Peasant fool! Choose A, B,",13
.byte "or C!",0
; + give pills
.byte "Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0
.byte "The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.",0
.byte "Whoa! Where'd you find this",13
.byte "stuff? I don't think this",13
.byte "is even legal anymore.",13
.byte "These babies'll definitely",13
.byte "smote LUMBAGO the, um,",13
.byte "LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0
; lift sword and it gleams
; bead curtain parts
.byte "The fabled Trog-Sword is",13
.byte "yours. You now have the",13
.byte "means to strike down",13
.byte "Trogdor. Good luck,",13
.byte "peasant.",0
; + climb cliff
cave_outer_climb_message:
.byte "Nope. It's too sheer.",0

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@ -2,37 +2,120 @@
; Trogdor's Posh Lair / Inner Cave
;===================================
; Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up
.byte "Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him.",0
; (Walk too close to Trogdor while he's asleep)
; {Trogdor burninates you without waking up}
.byte "Yow. Looks like you got a little too close. You dead. Maybe next time don't get too close.",0
; also somehow if you try to walk after waking
.byte "Yow. Looks like you got a",13
.byte "little too close. You dead.",13
.byte "Maybe next time don't get",13
.byte "too close.",0
; + look
.byte "You're in a giant cavern which houses a giant dragon. You didn't shrink or anything.",0
.byte "You're in a giant cavern",13
.byte "which houses a giant",13
.byte "dragon. You didn't shrink",13
.byte "or anything.",0
; + look trogdor (while he's asleep)
.byte "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore.",0
; + look trogdor (when he's awake)
.byte "Trogdor is looming menacingly over you with a tiny wee sword stuck in his belly. He looks like he's gonna kill you really soon.",0
; + look dragon/trogdor (while he's asleep)
.byte "Holy crap! Trogdor's way",13
.byte "bigger in person than he",13
.byte "looks in most tapestries",13
.byte "you've seen. All of the",13
.byte "sudden, losing your",13
.byte "cottage doesn't seem so bad",13
.byte "anymore.",0
; + (enter Trogdor's cave)
.byte "the beaded curtain slams shut behind you. There's no turning back now.",0
.byte "The beaded curtain slams",13
.byte "shut behind you. There's no",13
.byte "turning back now.",0
; + wake up trogdor
.byte 34,"Troggie...",34,", you murmur.",13
.byte 34,"Troggie, wake up it's time",13
.byte "for Burnination school.",34,13
.byte "He's not budging.",0
; + attack trogdor (when he's asleep)
; + kill / slay trogdor (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair)
.byte "Like how?",0
; + talk trogdor (while he's asleep)
.byte "You yell some choice",13
.byte "expletives at Trogdor but",13
.byte "he doesn't wake up. There's",13
.byte "a cool echo, though.",0
; +7 POINTS
; + throw sword
.byte "This is it! You hurl the Trog-Sword with all your might at the sleeping Burninator.",0
.byte "Now you've done it! Trogdor's awake and the Trog-Sword doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot.",0
.byte "Your legs lock in fear, your eyes glaze over and you wish for some Depeasant adult undergarments. But you think you hear Trogdor whimpering!",0
.byte "Aw crap, that's you whimpering. At least your voice still works, I guess.",0
.byte "This is it! You hurl the",13
.byte "Trog-Sword with all your",13
.byte "might at the sleeping",13
.byte "Burninator.",0
; walks over, throws, animation
.byte "Now you've done it!",13
.byte "Trogdor's awake and the",13
.byte "Trog-Sword doesn't seem to",13
.byte "be doing a whole lot.",0
.byte "Your legs lock in fear,",13
.byte "your eyes glaze over and",13
.byte "you wish for some Depeasant",13
.byte "adult undergarments. But",13
.byte "you think you hear Trogdor",13
.byte "whimpering!",0
.byte "Aw crap, that's you",13
.byte "whimpering. At least your",13
.byte "voice still works, I guess.",0
;======================================
;======================================
; After he wakes up;
;======================================
;======================================
; Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up
.byte "Trogdor is awake and a",13
.byte "couple seconds from a",13
.byte "Rather Dashing BBQ. Might",13
.byte "as well say your peace with",13
.byte "him.",0
; + look dragon/trogdor (when he's awake)
.byte "Trogdor is looming",13
.byte "menacingly over you with a",13
.byte "tiny wee sword stuck in his",13
.byte "belly. He looks like he's",13
.byte "gonna kill you really soon.",0
; +10 POINTS
; + talk trogdor
.byte "You scream that your name is Rather Dashing and that Trogdor burninated your cottage and you're here for revenge!",0
.byte 34,"Sup, mortal,",34," booms Trogdor. ",34,"I really appreciate you making the effort to come all the way up here and vanquish me and all. But, I'm kinda indestructible.",34,0
.byte 34,"Yeah, I can't be killed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that to you. I'll admit though, you've gotten farther than anybody else ever has. I bet they'll make a statue or something in honor of you somewheres.",34,0
.byte "You scream that your name",13
.byte "is Rather Dashing and that",13
.byte "Trogdor burninated your",13
.byte "cottage and you're here for",13
.byte "revenge!",0
.byte 34,"Sup, mortal,",34," booms",13
.byte "Trogdor. ",34,"I really",13
.byte "appreciate you making the",13
.byte "effort to come all the way",13
.byte "up here and vanquish me and",13
.byte "all. But, I'm kinda",13
.byte "indestructible.",34,0
.byte 34,"Yeah, I can't be killed.",13
.byte "I'm surprised nobody",13
.byte "mentioned that to you. I'll",13
.byte "admit though, you've",13
.byte "gotten farther than",13
.byte "anybody else ever has. I",13
.byte "bet they'll make a statue",13
.byte "or something in honor of",13
.byte "you somewheres.",0 ; [sic] no end quote
.byte 34,"I can honestly say it'll",13
.byte "be a pleasure and an honor",13
@ -48,13 +131,3 @@
.byte "than anybody ever! Way to",13
.byte "go!",0
; + wake up trogdor
.byte "'Troggie...', you murmur. 'Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school.' He's not budging.",0
; + attack trogdor (when he's asleep)
; + kill / slay trogdor (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair)
.byte "Like how?",0
; + talk trogdor (while he's asleep)
.byte "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though.",0