246 lines
7.4 KiB
PHP
246 lines
7.4 KiB
PHP
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; Inside Giant Inn
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; Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head
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.byte "You need to get out of there before that smelly octogenarian gets back.",0
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; + look
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inside_inn_look_message:
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.byte "What a dump! Only one bed",13
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.byte "and no minibar? The",13
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.byte "Innkeeper stands behind a",13
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.byte "desk and there's a door",13
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.byte "that's closed.",0
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; + look window
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inside_inn_look_window_message:
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.byte "Check it out! There's a",13
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.byte "Peasantry out there!",0
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; + look man
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inside_inn_look_man_message:
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.byte "He's an older peasant with",13
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.byte "big cotton swabs stuffed up",13
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.byte "his nose. Oh wait. Those",13
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.byte "are nose hairs. Grody.",0
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; + look painting
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inside_inn_look_painting_message:
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.byte "It's a painting of dogs",13
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.byte "playing 'Magic: The",13
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.byte "Nerdening.'",0
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; + look paper / note / parchment
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inside_inn_look_paper_message:
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.byte "It says, ",34,"Note to self:",13
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.byte "Wave arms wildly!",34,0
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; + look pillow
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inside_inn_look_pillow_message:
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.byte "If you sleep in that bed,",13
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.byte "you're NOT putting your",13
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.byte "head on that nasty pillow.",0
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; + look pot (after getting a room)
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.byte "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful.",0
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; + look rug
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inside_inn_look_rug_message:
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.byte "Maybe that used to be a",13
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.byte "magic carpet. But it's sure",13
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.byte "a cat pee-stained carpet",13
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.byte "now.",0
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; + look bed
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inside_inn_look_bed_message:
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.byte "Is that just a fitted sheet",13
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.byte "over a slab of concrete?",0
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; + look bell
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inside_inn_look_bell_message:
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.byte "Tis broked.",0
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; + look desk (man there)
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inside_inn_look_desk_message:
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.byte "There's a broken bell and",13
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.byte "a piece of parchment on",13
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.byte "there. And some crazy old",13
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.byte "guy behind it.",0
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; + look (night)
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.byte "It's still dark out. The grimey old Innkeeper is gone and he left the pantry open.",0
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; + look desk (night?)
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.byte "There's a broken bell and",13
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.byte "a piece of parchment on",13
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.byte "there.",0
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; + look candle (after getting a room)
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.byte "That candle's not at all on fire.",0
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; + talk man
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inside_inn_talk_man_message:
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.byte 34,"If you're interested in",13
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.byte "staying the night, just",13
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.byte "type 'get a room.'",34,0
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; + give/use baby (before you get the baby)
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inside_inn_give_baby_before_message:
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.byte "You have no baby nor any",13
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.byte "immediate prospects.",0
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; +5 POINTS
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; + give/use baby (by desk)
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inside_inn_give_baby_message:
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.byte 34,"Well lookit that little guy!",34," says the Innkeeper. ",34,"You want a treat, do ya? What do babies like?",34," He fishes around in his pockets.",0
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inside_inn_give_baby2_message:
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.byte 34,"Um, how bout my medication!",34," You grab the bottle of pills before he can force them on the baby. ",34,"Hey, those were for him!",34,0
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; + give/use baby (when you already have the pills)
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inside_inn_give_baby_already_message:
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.byte "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth.",0
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; + get a room (without robe) (do you need to be wearing it?)
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inside_inn_get_room_no_robe_message:
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.byte 34,"I only serve peasants",13
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.byte "here, fancypants!",34," barks",13
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.byte "the old guy. ",34,"Where's your",13
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.byte "robe?",34,0
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; +3 POINTS
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; + get room (with robe)
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inside_inn_get_room_message:
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.byte 34,"Okay, youngster,",34," says the decrepit old person. ",34,"Just bed on down for the night and I'm sure I'll remember to collect the fee come morning.",34,0
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inside_inn_get_room2_message:
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.byte "Night falls like a bad power point presentation.",0
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inside_inn_get_room3_message:
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.byte "What an uncomfortable bed! You sleep for maybe 20 minutes before the extreme pain in your spine forces you to get up.",0
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; + get paper
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inside_inn_get_paper_message:
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.byte "Naw, it might be important",13
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.byte "to that wrinkly old loon.",0
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; + get painting ; WIKI IS WRONG
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inside_inn_get_painting_message:
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.byte "Weird. It's actually just",13
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.byte "painted right onto the",13
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.byte "wall. Like, the frame and",13
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.byte "everything.",0
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; + get rug
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inside_inn_get_rug_message:
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.byte "You're not touching that",13
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.byte "thing. Too many",13
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.byte "questionable stains on it.",0
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; + get doing-sproings
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inside_inn_get_doing_message:
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.byte "That's the worst thing",13
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.byte "anyone has ever tried to",13
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.byte "type in this game. Ever.",0
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; + get pillow
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inside_inn_get_pillow_message:
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.byte "Not a chance. There's even",13
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.byte "more questionable stains",13
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.byte "on that pillow than there",13
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.byte "are on that rug.",0
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; + get bell
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inside_inn_get_bell_message:
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.byte "You can't. It looks like",13
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.byte "it's been somehow olded to",13
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.byte "the desk.",0
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; + get a room (when on fire)
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.byte 34,"Board of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway.",34,0
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; +2 POINTS
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; + get/take/steal pot
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.byte "You reach way up to the top shelf.",0
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.byte "Oh great! Now you can't see a thing and your head is covered in highly flammable horse grease. You better get out of here before that disgusting old man comes back.",0
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; + get pot (if you already have it)
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.byte "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.",0
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; + get candle (at night)
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.byte "It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.",0
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; + get grease (at night, already have it)
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.byte "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.",0
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; + get old man rub (in the inn ?? when) (after getting pills?)
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.byte "You disgust me.",0
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; + (exiting inn with pot on head)
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.byte "Phew! You discard the big black pot and wipe the horse grease from your eyes. The hood of your robe is still covered in highly flammable horse grease, though.",0
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; + ask about fire
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inside_inn_ask_about_fire_message:
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.byte 34,"I've always preferred",13
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.byte "being on fire at night.",13
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.byte "Looks prettier and keeps",13
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.byte "the butterflies away.",34,0
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; + ask about naked ned
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inside_inn_ask_about_ned_message:
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.byte 34,"He used to be such a nice,",13
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.byte "clothed young man. Wonder",13
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.byte "what he's done with all his",13
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.byte "old clothes?",34,0
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; + ask about robe
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inside_inn_ask_about_robe_message:
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.byte 34,"I wear my robe hood-down",13
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.byte "so it's easier to trim my",13
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.byte "ear hairs. If you need a",13
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.byte "robe, maybe try someone",13
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.byte "that's not using theirs.",34,0
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; + ask about smell
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inside_inn_ask_about_smell_message:
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.byte 34,"Well, if you don't stink,",13
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.byte "maybe find something that",13
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.byte "does and wear it. Like a",13
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.byte "dead carcass or summat.",34,0
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; + ask about trogdor
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inside_inn_ask_about_trogdor_message:
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.byte 34,"Are you talking about that",13
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.byte "young green boy that lives",13
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.byte "up the street? He's always",13
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.byte "tearing my roof off and",13
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.byte "eating my customers.",34,0
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; + ask about (unknown)
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inside_inn_ask_about_unknown_message:
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.byte 34,"I don't know nothing about",13
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.byte "no whatever you just said.",34,0
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; + ring bell
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inside_inn_ring_bell_message:
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.byte "Instead of ringing or",13
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.byte "dinging, it just goes",13
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.byte "'DUNG.'",0
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; + light candle (at night)
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.byte "It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.",0
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; + open door (before getting room)
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inside_inn_open_door_message:
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.byte 34,"That's the pantry,",34," says",13
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.byte "the Innkeeper. ",34,"Employees",13
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.byte "only.",34,0
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; + get bed, sleep/sleep on bed (man is there)
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inside_inn_get_bed_message:
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inside_inn_sleep_bed_message:
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.byte "You probably want to talk",13
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.byte "to that stinky old guy over",13
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.byte "there about that.",0
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