.byte"Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.",0
.byte"Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber!",0
.byte"You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too!",0
.byte"You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword.",0
.byte"And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.",0
.byte"Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question.",0
;+givesandwich
.byte"No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield.",0
;+(approachedbysecondkeeper)
.byte"Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!",0
.byte"Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now.",0
;+givesoda
.byte"Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style.",0
;+(approachedbythirdkeeper)
.byte"Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!",0
.byte"That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me!",0
;+givepills
.byte"Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!!",0
.byte"The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.",0