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162 lines
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; Poor Gary's Glen
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; + look
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gary_look_message:
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.byte "Hey! There's a rotten ol'",13
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.byte "horse over there!",0
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; + look fence (before scaring him)
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gary_look_fence_message:
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.byte "A particularly rickety",13
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.byte "peasant-issue fence.",13
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.byte "Trogdor uses bits of these",13
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.byte "as toothpicks.",0
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; + look fence (after scaring him)
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gary_look_fence_after_scare_message:
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.byte "It's got a big ol' hole in",13
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.byte "it. For walking through.",0
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; + look flies (before scaring him)
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gary_look_flies_message:
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.byte "A cloud of buttflies fly",13
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.byte "around the horse's butt.",0
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; + look gary/horse (before scaring him)
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gary_look_horse_message:
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.byte "This bag o' bones looks",13
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.byte "like he's headed for the",13
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.byte "glue factory. He's got the",13
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.byte "name 'Poor Gary' branded",13
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.byte "onto his hide.",0
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; + look stump
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gary_look_stump_message:
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.byte "You run out of ideas as to",13
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.byte "what to do next, and stare",13
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.byte "at the stump.",0
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; + scare gary/horse (before getting the mask)
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gary_scare_horse_message1:
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.byte "You tell Gary the THE",13
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.byte "CALLS ARE COMING FROM",13
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.byte "INSIDE THE HOUSE!! one but",13
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.byte "he doesn't act very scared.",13
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.byte "He's probably heard it",13
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.byte "before.",0
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gary_scare_horse_message2:
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.byte "You tell Gary about how",13
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.byte "much cholesterol is in hay",13
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.byte "and how his arteries are",13
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.byte "probably all black and",13
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.byte "clogged. He shrugs it off.",0
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gary_scare_horse_message3:
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.byte "You tell Gary the story",13
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.byte "about the kid who pops this",13
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.byte "big zit he has and all",13
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.byte "these baby spiders come",13
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.byte "out. It doesn't phase him.",0
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; +2 POINTS
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; + wear mask / scare horse
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gary_scare_message:
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.byte "You slip on the hideous",13
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.byte "monster maskus.",0
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; TODO: mask on face, gary turns and runs through fence
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gary_scare_message2:
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.byte "You scared the crap outta",13
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.byte "Poor Gary! He broke on",13
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.byte "through to the other side!",0
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; + wear mask (after scaring him)
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; + kick/kill/punch poor gary (after scaring)
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gary_gone_message:
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.byte "Gary's gone now. Let go.",13
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.byte "Just let go.",0
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gary_gone_message2:
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.byte "Let go!",0
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; + feed horse (before he's gone)
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gary_feed_horse_message:
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.byte "There's a good chance that",13
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.byte "horse has NEVER eaten. I",13
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.byte "doubt he'll start now.",0
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; + ride horse/poor gary (before he's gone)
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gary_ride_horse_message:
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.byte "Naw, snapping horse spines",13
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.byte "just doesn't seem as cool",13
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.byte "as it did in high school.",0
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; + pet horse/poor gary (before he's gone)
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gary_pet_horse_message:
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.byte "Aww, that's sweet. Poor",13
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.byte "Gary tries in vain to bite",13
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.byte "your arm off.",0
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; + kick/kill/punch poor gary (before scaring)
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; (Warning: Needless to say, this kills you.)
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gary_kick_horse_message:
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.byte "You attempt to cause Poor",13
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.byte "Gary harm for no good",13
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.byte "reason other than you kinda",13
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.byte "suck at this game.",0
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; {Poor Gary kicks you} rears on hind legs, you fall flat
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;
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gary_kick_horse_message2:
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.byte "WOW! For a decrepit old",13
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.byte "horse, Poor Gary still",13
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.byte "packs a mean whallop. You",13
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.byte "dead. Thanks for playing.",0
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; game over screen
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; + kick/kill/punch flies (before scaring him)
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gary_kick_flies_message:
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.byte "Those flies and that",13
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.byte "horse's butt have a",13
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.byte "symbiotic relationship.",13
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.byte "You have no right to",13
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.byte "disrupt that.",0
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; + climb/jump fence before scaring)
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gary_climb_fence_message:
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.byte "No, you have business to",13
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.byte "attend to here in",13
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.byte "Peasantry.",0
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; + climb/jump fence after scaring)
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gary_climb_fence_gone_message:
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.byte "More like you should walk",13
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.byte "through that gaping hole in",13
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.byte "it. Just an idea.",0
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; + break/kick stump
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; + sit stump
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; + talk stump
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gary_kick_stump_message:
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.byte "Are you THAT bored? Do some",13
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.byte "questing already!",0
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; + get flies (before scaring him)
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gary_get_flies_message:
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.byte "You nasty. Besides, they",13
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.byte "wouldn't survive a minute",13
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.byte "away from that horse's",13
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.byte "butt.",0
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; + talk gary (when he's there)
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gary_talk_message:
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.byte "Your attempts at",13
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.byte "conversation are met with",13
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.byte "horse grunts and tail",13
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.byte "flaps. Which is better than",13
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.byte "you do at conversation with",13
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.byte "most people.",0
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